I masturbate and I think:
“That’s all last night…”
Then I realize I just splooged on my other job’s shirt.
Shit.
And I wipe it off.
“That’s all last night…”
Then I realize I just splooged on my other job’s shirt.
Shit.
And I wipe it off.
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