*cranks the engine*

Holy shit.

It’s been almost a year since I’ve posted a public entry. It’s been at LEAST 5 months since I was even on, as I didn’t even KNOW BabysLime was pregnant.

I don’t even know where to start catching up. I don’t even know if I want to catch up, or if I want to pretend like this is a tabula rasa, and I can start all fresh and new and shit.

Let’s see.

Highlights of the last six months?

I’m 34 now.
I’m divorced – Monday was the 2 month anniversary.
I’m taking the GRE in June to get a Masters in Clinical Mental Health.
I’m skinnier than I’ve been for most of my adult life.
I’m happier than I’ve been in at least 5 years.
I’m halfway to being a Minister if my church doesn’t self-destruct in the next 9 months.
I’ve contentedly released my desire to be a mother in a spurt of self-conscious selfishness.
I’m still madly hooked on my hair, and have red hair that pleases me greatly, finally.
I’m busier than I’ve been since I was in college.
I’ve officially, utterly, and permanently quit smoking.
And I’m actually back on LiveJournal, due to enormous peer pressure. Yeah, I don’t write much there, either.

So.

Hi?