Pre-Breakfast.

Anybody that’s been reading me for a while knows me normal breakfast. What, you forgot? Yeah, it’s a boring detail. I hate eating breakfast. I’m never hungry when I wake up, and it takes so much effort to EAT. My ‘normal’ breakfast is a banana, half a quart of yogurt, cup or two of milk, upwards of cup and a half of oatmeal. Extremely healthy, full of protein and fiber.

So, life happened and after I ate this breakfast at around 10 AM, I didn’t have a chance to eat again until nearly 9 PM. While at work, I somehow never managed to get hungry at once. This surprised the hell out of me. However, as I remembered, there was something I ate before my normal breakfast. Around 8:30, I had two eggs. That’s the only difference. Whether it’s the extra protein, or the fat, I don’t know.

I think I’ll be eating a pre-breakfast of eggs more regularly.

Also, on a completely unrelated note: In the morning I love stepping naked into a hot shower and letting loose an uncontrolled stream of pee. “Aaaaaaaaaahhh.” Peeing in the shower = win.