Celebration.

So I’ve been meaning to celebrate the completion of my paper and presentation. Candi and I have been waiting for the right moment. I got a bunch of $2 dollar bills recently, so that was covered. Candi said she didn’t want to go on a day when she had school the next day, because it might feel weird. Odd, but I’ll respect it. I had my second exam for my big class tonight, and it went well. She mentioned she has no classes tomorrow.

I grilled her cheese, as I’ve been wanting to grill her cheese for a long time. I was so happy that she enjoyed it. I can cook, I’m just lazy. Food in her belly, we left for a local strip club. Though, she’s pointed out it’s technically a go-go bar, because the girls just dance in their underwear and don’t get naked. Which, honestly, is fine with me.

I had a deliberate conversation with her beforehand. She’s said she’d be just fine. It’s not that I don’t believe her. We’ve watched porn together, after all. I just know she’s emotional, and I wanted to make sure she’d feel comfortable saying something to me if she felt uncomfortable.

As she said, she was completely okay with girls jiggling their butts in my face. As she pointed out, they jiggled their butts in her face, too. She said she had to resist the urge to smack them.

As far as having The Girlfriend with me, it meant two things. One, the dancers were more likely to be friendly with her and seem a little more down-to-earth. On the other hand, the dancers were hesistant to be more vulgar with me. Which, honestly, saves me a little trouble. Nothing is worse than when a girl’s dancing in your face and you’re thinking, “I really just want to give her a dollar so she can move on.” There was one girl who kept insisting Candi give her money. Like I said in my last post, some girls are way too pushy.

There was one chick with darker skin who looked really hot. I say darker skin, because she wasn’t quite black, but she sure has hell wasn’t white. Beautiful face, nice ass.

Candi and I noticed a girl who actually did descent pollwork. I saw her warming up, and it looked like she was about to do something. She did a cartwheel to get into a handstand position with her ass to the poll, locked her legs around the poll, THEN FLEXED HER ABS AND BROUGHT HER TORSO UP WHILE ONLY HER LEGS WERE HOLDING ONTO THE POLL. Now that’s impressive! She also had cool shoes on, if you could call them that. Candi noticed all the girls wearing nice boots.

Anyway, when she came by to shake her thang, I put a five on the table. To make sure she noticed. I put it under her brastrap and she actually said, “Do you need change?” I said, “No – we liked your pollwork!” She came down to eyelevel and said how she’d been practicing, and what she did beforehand was something to warm up her back. It was clear she was enjoying herself. I took [chalyx]’s advice seriously about tipping well to get their attention. The girl even noticed when we were leaving and said bye. Next time, less $2’s, more $1’s.

Heh, before getting started, one girl said how her ass was sweaty. I was amused. I ran out of money in my coat pockets before she got around to walking along the bar, so I didn’t get to tip her for that comment. Hey, know your limits. I decided we would leave when I ran out of money that I had preallocated to my coat pockets. It’s the smart thing to do.

So, true to her word, Candi was completely 100% okay. Such an awesome girlfriend. She’s told me she doesn’t care if I look at other girls. It’s just such an immediate thing when girls are RIGHT THERE. I feel so much better knowing she truely doesn’t care if I look at another girl’s jiggling ass. I have a tendency to feel so guilty when I notice, say, a nice cleavage on a stranger. I don’t know where the nearest Chip`n`Dales is, but I so would love to buy her a lapdance. Just to see the look on her face with a guy jiggling his package in her face would be so worth it.

Drinks were overpriced, as expected. It’s like a cover charge, in my opinion. I asked for water, as I swear last time I was there I got water. She handed me a bottle of water? I felt bad declining, but I figure I was going to tip her $5 anyway. Because. You know. Gotta tip your bartender. I’d rather just give the damn money to her that way rather than spend 4.75 for a bottle of water.

I just asked Erik. I did get a free glass of water last time I was there. Though, that bartender we had was going overboard to try and please us.

Candi rarely has alcohol. She’s snoring quietly on my bed. She’s all tuckered out, it’s cute. I’ll give her extra cuddles for being awesome. If she’s awake for it.