Status Report for 12-16-7

Taking my dorkiness to another level, I’ve somehow managed to get Ninja Rap stuck in my head. I’m showing my age, I suppose. Yes, the same Ninja Rap that was in TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! GO GO GO GO!!

So on and so forth. I almost want to memorize it, because it is such a white song. I love being a gringo.

There was supposed to be some massive snowstorm this weekend, but I have yet to really see it. It’s been pretty icy, which is more annoying than anything else. Back in the day, I remember getting a foot of snow or more. BACK IN THE DAY. Again, showing my age. My GM said I sound like I’m 70. A few inches and people freak out. People forget what winter really is. Honestly, a foot of snow isn’t that big of a deal. You just plow it and go about your business. Ice a bit more dangerous.

I like when it’s snowy. Means less business.

It’s really cold out. I love it. I’ve had this scarf my mom bought me years ago. I found it in my suitcase. Mind you, I last used that when I ran off with Paige. (If I ever travel, I can really get by with just my bookbag.) It simply hasn’t been cold enough to warrent a scarf. I’m really warm-blooded and sometimes a scarf causes me to overheat.

Plus, my scarf makes me look sexy.

I suppose I’m feeling pretty good. Finals week is always pretty stressfree for me. I don’t know why, it’s never seemed stressful. Everything is over, you just take the tests and that’s that. Sure beats that feeling I’ve had for the past month and a half. Like something weighing on me.

I had some Advanced Masturbation™ tonight. I don’t really do anal play as much as I advertise. How much do I advertise? It only ends up being every few months that I am in the mood for anal play. I happened to take a nice hot bath after I came home from employment. Really relaxed me.

So I was wanking and I suddenly anal play sounded like a good idea. And thanks to the bath, I knew my anus was clean. Because I clean my anus. I started with my vibrator Emily, then remembered that direct vibrations do nothing for my prostate. So I brought out my butt plug Charles. Hurt a little at first as I put him in too fast, but that came to pass. Going with the theme, I put on my cock ring (which doubles as a red spiked bracelet). Then it occurred to me to press Emily against Charles. I found the right spot near my perineum, which promptly caused me to have a very vibrant erection.

To the point where I had to loosen my cock ring a little. Felt pretty damn good. Can’t plan these things. Toy play has to be spontaneous.

I have finals on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Tomorrow? I have absolutely zero academic obligations. My agenda for the day is to lift sometime after I get up, then hit up Gaming Club and hopefully play Smash Bros Melee. Just relax and enjoy myself.

Reminds me. I’m going to a hockey game with my dad, and I’m going about inviting some friends. Erik and Loralei are a yes. Cliff’s a yes. I’ll talk to Victoria tomorrow. I wasn’t anticipating getting a yes from everybody, and I feel like my dad will be mildly slighted if I bring a large troupe of people. I want Erik there, for sure, we don’t socialize enough. I could almost give or take Cliff. We’ll see what Victoria says.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU’RE TO BLAME. YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME. I’LL PLAY MY PART AND YOU’LL PLAY YOUR GAME. YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.

Uh, ahem. I’m not sure what’s worse, that or Ninja Rap. NINJA NINJA RAP.