Dream for 8-12-7

It felt like I got up and peed in the middle of the night. I thought, “I hope I can fall back asleep.” I slumped against the wall like I tend to do lately, and watch the urine flow from my penis. It was long and satisfying, ending abruptly with a divine empty sensation from my bladder. Nobody ever pees it all in one shot. But in that dream, it was the perfect pee.

I know it was a dream, because I was still upwardly tuggified when I woke up.

Damn it, I dream about pee, but I’ve never even had a wet dream. Why can’t I dream about voluptuous naked women rubbing their breasts and bums all over my body? NOT FAIR, MAN.