BUTTSECKS.

Sorry, I’m intensely amused by traditionally immature things. As we all should be, damn it!

I miss dairy, even though I have no taste for it. However, I still have a taste for manmeat. YES. MANMEAT. As in, a burger. Man, that hit the spot. I also had some hot chocolate. Cleared up my head, as expected. I’m drinking tea right now, for the same effect.

I normally eat tuna sandwiches or turkey sandwiches at school. I have zero taste for those things right now.

Buttsecks.

Boy: “Hey, wanna have some BUTTSECKS?”

Girl: “Oh boy! BUTTSECKS!”

Boy: “Oh yes, you love BUTTSECKS.”

Girl: “YAY, BUTTSECKS IS THE GREATEST.”

I should be a porn director or something. I know porn comedy has to be a genre.

I think I’ll go shower naked now. I love peeing in the shower.

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i want to make a line of panties named buttsecks.

Ever have buffalo meat burgers? With garlic? THE BEST TASTING BURGER EVERRRRRRR!

What? <<<<<repsonse to last comment you left me about not really being a lesbian or something. I am really a lesbian because I have lived with my g/f for 6 years and before that I lived with another woman for 4 years. Just because I will sleep with a man – I still prefer women, so I think I can safely claim to be a lesbian, although some lesbians may disagree with that, but I say FCK LABELS. 🙂

ryn-not so much a hole. it would have a small kiss mark that is a flap. easy open for all kinds of nifty buttsecks. the new pickup line in bars would be something like “i can be your shock and awe and so easily with those sexy buttsecks you are wearing!”

did i mention the upgrade version has a vibrating pack?

Don’t they tell you in the army to pee in the shower if you have a foot infection? I heard that. I do pee occasionally but mostly I use the loo. I know pee is sterile, but STILL.

boo!! So I just got back from an awesome competition and we got second. And no, you hadnt told me my avatar was cute, but I must say, thank you. I took it with my cell phone when I was bored. It was pretty exciting.

ryn: heh go right ahead. I know you’ll give me credit

Well ok, I agree with that point of view. It does just happen. I love talking to you, its pretty amazing.

Yay buttsecks! Yay peeing in the shower! *scampers off to read previous entries*

*tickles your penis* Good morning, you! (Hush, it’s morning here. For another 1.5 hours.) I, too, miss pussy. Sadly, I’ve been physically unable to love on mine. Every single one of my ribs is fractured, and my wrists were dislocated. So it’s kind of ouchy to masturbate. I think two more days and I’ll be able to push myself through it. Ha. How is your Plague of Death going?

I didn’t say “I’ll write an entry later.” I’ve been writing an entry since the 19th. It’s posted, it’s just private, for now. 😛

I thought all porn was comedy?

wow…lol