Timmy™
April 20, 2007

You’ll never look at dixie cups the same way.

I love how I got up yesterday at 7 AM, but didn’t GOTO bed until 5 AM. Thus, I woke up today at 2 PM. Sorry, but spontaneous socialization trumps everything else. I’ve reached the point in Smash Brothers where JigglyPuff is my best character. Yeah, wtf? Cliff was beating me consistently, and then I switched to Jigglypuff, and he was having some seriously trouble killing me.

Cliff gave me an outline for Every College Essay You’ll Ever Write. Maybe I’ll post it, it’s very useful. He helped me power through that one assignment for kinesiology that I’d been putting off. I had a bit of an immature moment earlier in the day, but I don’t feel like writing about it. Heh.

I’m sure my dad will get pissy that he couldn’t lift with me again. Hey, that’s life. I will make sure to go get groceries with him. I don’t mind that.

Tomorrow actually looks to be a good day. I could lift in the morning, then watch the Devils game on TV. That’s about as good of a weekend as I’ll get.

I’m also completely naked. But that kind of goes without saying, seeing as how I just woke up.

Cliff and I have this ability to share information that most people would probably not be comfortable knowing. Heck, sometimes I’m not even sure I’m comfortable with it. I am currently in possession of the knowledge that Cliff can ejaculate two and a half dixie cups. Naturally when I told him this, I really didn’t question that he actually tested this with actual dixie cups.

As you can imagine, going into my bathroom makes me snicker slightly. I think a dixie cup should be the official unit of measurement for semen. Thank you for ruining me for life, Cliff. I’m just glad I don’t actually use those dixie cups for anything. After I spent time in the dorm, I got conditioned to just cup my hand under the faucet. I still do that when I’m brushing my teeth, or when I need a drink.

I should put some clothes on. How dast the world conceal mine beauty! Clothes do not flatter the beauty that is my naked body!

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Ha ha, this is hilarious! I swear, it seems you have some very creative friends. And the sims game you have….is it pc or something else? And thanks again for commenting me back. It’s always nice to meet someone who reads their comments and writes back. But why only private notes? jw

And nude pics arent that bad XD

Bullshit on the dixiecups worth of spunk. Average ejaculate volume is less than 5ml…or 1 teaspoon.

2 Tbsp is 30ml…more then 10x the amount in the study mentioned above.

“A bit more” is a far cry from “a dixiecup full”. I still call bullshit on Cliff.

Smallest dixiecup = 3oz. Shot glass = 1.5oz. Average ejaculate = .02 oz. Still calling bullshit.

.02 *ounces* = about 5ml. I’m not making comments about how much ejaculate you have. I’m just saying that filling up 1 dixiecup…never mind the 2.5 originally boasted about is outside of the realm of probability.

Largest Ejaculate Volume Besides us, who else would be concerned about ejaculate volume? Why, fertility experts, of course. If ever in the vicinity of a large library you might want to dig out a fun article entitled “The semen of fertile men: statistical analysis of 1300 men,” by Aquiles J. Sombrero, MD et. al. and published in The Journal of Fertility and Sterility. The data were collected from an outfit that performs vasectomies. Prior to vasectomy each man was required to submit a specimen in a special container, on which was recorded the time of collection and the duration of abstinence prior to collection. The length of abstinence is probably the most critical factor, as it has been calculated that a man generates about 0.4 ml of seminal fluid for each day of abstinence. The mean volume recorded was 3.2 ± 1.4 ml, but some were really off the scale: one star produced 11 ml of fluid, more than three times the average. Another source, Reproduction and Sex (Swyer, 1954), opines “volumes up to 15 ml have been recorded,” though it doesn’t say where.” 15ml still only = 3tsp. http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119742

And how do you know I’ve never ejaculated? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

I can’t believe I just posted 8 notes on spunk. 😛

2 1/2 dixie cups?! In one orgasam?! Geezus! He should be a porn star! lol oh yeah, and ryn: DUH!! I have only been with big guys though… not counting the most recent ex, and I just wonder if he just wasn’t good in bed AND small, or if it was just the size that was the issue. It was too long ago and I wasn’t attracted to him *like that* So I just can’t remember. It kinda makes me want to go find a guy who is small, just to see if he could satisfy me. lol

Well, I guess its kind of like the girls that are beautiful can get guys really easy, but the not so pretty ones have to get them with their charms and presonality. *shrug* as they say “life’s not fair, get over it”.

lol, no. But in my sleepy little head I some how made that connection. I need to go to sleep…

ryn: Yeah it is. Why does it gross people out? I don’t smell more because of it O.O

Completely understandable. Private notes are nice too. Nobody knows that someone else is talking. So how do you come up with the things you write?

RYN: Young men brag and exagerate. It’s what they do. But I didn’t want *you* to feel like your volume was anything other than normal.

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