Cliff’s Rematch of Risk.

“You know, Tim, you’ve always been very offensive.” – Liz

I had a hold on Africa and South America. I had a major cold war with Cliff over the Middle East. At one point, I had over 50 troops stationed in the Middle East. My goal was to prevent him from getting the Asia bonus. He massed troops around me. Eventually, he and Liz were both attacking me. By that point, Cliff had reduced my 50 to 20. So I took initiated a bold suicide run at Cliff, then retreated the rest of my men to Madagascar. Liz invaded Africa, but never built up a defense. So I was able to still get cards.

They beat the crap out of each other, and when the time was right, TIMMY STRUCK BACK. To avoid things getting out of hand, we capped the card bonuses at 25 units. Europe was decimated, so I invaded. I was able to pretty much destroy most of Cliff’s forces. Liz had already been reduced to a few countries in the americas. I have a singular goal: Invade AussieLand. Part of defeating Cliff is getting inside his head. That, and he won’t be able to hide in AussieLand. Hiding in Siberia just isn’t that effective.

I love Risk.

Tara’s coming over tomorrow. Liz got the bright idea to double-date. Funny. They’ve been out with Erik and Ashley plenty of times, yet that was never really a date. Ah, Liz.

Mmm, girl. I like Tara. I’m going to nuzzle her.