Quote of the Day for 1-2-7
“Don’t worry, honey, not even three small leathery Grandma boxes could tag-team Timmy.” – Cliff to Liz
And later..
“Three tight leathery grandma boxes can’t withstand a charging armadildo.”
“Don’t worry, honey, not even three small leathery Grandma boxes could tag-team Timmy.” – Cliff to Liz
And later..
“Three tight leathery grandma boxes can’t withstand a charging armadildo.”
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I’m sure there’s an incredible backstory to this.
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Mmmm… And in response to an AIM text message I received this morning: You are right. I do need some cock. I always need some cock. It is in my nature, as a sexual being.
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a charging armadillo? What in the WORLD were you guys discussing? I can only think of one scenario…
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I’m not sure why, but that was funny.
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ryn: You’d enjoy it too much if I licked your balls…it wouldn’t stop there, either. So behave before I swat at them with my handcuffs. 😛
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Mmm-hmm.
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Conversations have a tendency to drift, I once began a conversation about school with my friend, and ended up discussing the unorthodox launching of gummie bears from below the waistline, and the prostate. I dont know what “tight leathery grandma boxes” are, or a “Charged armadillo” for that matter… I can only imagine 😮
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lol Timmy – I knew you’d appear like magic as soon as I wrote that entry!!!
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Why is it that people have issues reading that? Everyone thinks it says a charging armadillo but if you guys look closely it says a charging armaDILDO. Alrighty then,Point made.
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