Daily Recap for 11-16-6

I haven’t done one of these I a while!

I woke up a minute or two before my alarm, which was to go off at 6:45. I refuse to be late for lab!

“I should get up! …zzzzzzz.”

‘No Remorse’ started playing and I sprung out of bed like a sudden erection. BOING! I’M UP! Man, if only my penis was like that. I pantsed myself, and drank a cup of oatmeal. You read that right. It’s much easier to drink oatmeal than to eat it by spoon. Eating oatmeal by spoon takes FOREVER. One banana, one cup of oatmeal, a glass of milk, and a wee bit of whey. Set to vaporize. Drink it in a fraction of the time it would normally take to eat oatmeal. Calories, when I need it most! Made a chicken`n`cheese sandwich, tossed it in the freezer.

First pee of the day was yellow. Second was crystal clear. Did I #2? Probably.

At some point put a shirt on. I like being shirtless. Gathered my sandwich and two bananas. My sister’s here for the first time in, well, I can’t remember. Hugged her pointedly, then left.

Did better on A&P quiz than expected. My cat dissection partner disappeared, so I joined another group. Three ladies, and they seem rather stand-offish. I retract any gross generalization about females being easier to get along with.

Ate my sandwich. Because nothing like cat dissection builds an appetite!

Had my yoga final. Only a 12 week course. It’s a yoga final – you don’t fuck up a yoga final. Ha ha.

Had a guest speaker for exercise science, who was, bluntly, boring.

Prof for A&P lecture tore through two chapters in one period. Went over by about five minutes, but I don’t mind. Went up to get a hockey puck. Ran into Liz. Warned me of tornados, and we spoke of the dark wind howling. Ominous. She mentioned how cliche her life has been. Like a fortune teller, “You will have great fortune.” and all that jive. So I told her, “Follow your clitoris, it’s always right in front of you.” Before I could retract the error in my anatomy, she said, “Well, it’s kind of more under.” I knew that, I swear. I learned that the first time I fingered a girl. “Wow, it’s more under than I thought!”

Relaxed in the lab again. But only briefly. Went to the student center to #2. Because the bathrooms are clean. Sat down to tear through two spanish projects, plus normal homework. Colleen passed by. Still didn’t have the nerve to hug my own friend. I had a red bandana on, and she teased me for having my “east side gang colors” on. Hey, I didn’t want my hair getting in cat guts.

Really wanted to get home and eat. So, tore through my spanish work relatively fast.

Got home. Ate some chili. Relaxed. Got ready for an impromptu write-off. Scored 1447 words. Wrote a little more and sent out the quota. Absolutely fantastic writing, as anybody who is on my mailing list knows. (Don’t bitch, I fully advertised if anybody wanted on it.)

Am now.. Writing my daily recap! Tomorrow is ditl day. Lift in the morning, class, stay in the library either working on my other paper, or studying for A&P, both the next test and the final. Spanish test next Wednesday. Thanksgiving is a reprieve, but I’m not letting up. Plus, I’m fully convinced my novel will crack 75K. Expect some major wordage this weekend beyond anything else I’ve ever written.