Looking for the Trifecta.
I bitch about being single. (If you think I don’t, pretend I do.) I happened to say to someone offhandedly, “All I need is a furry anti-circ, pro-breast chick, and I’ll be happy.” Or something to that effect. This quickly made it into my OkCupid profile, and it occurred to me how complete the delimiters are. Forget “nice” or “not a bitch” or “has a nice ass”, I think I’ve gotten down some easy ways to delimit chicks!
All I need is a furry, anti-circ, pro-breast(feeding) lady! In short:
Why furry? I’m specifically referring to a lady who’s flipping off the man by having armpit hair. Any lady who has underarm hair, in this society, is clearly comfortable with herself. It’s a good bet, eh? I like ladies that don’t conform to the normal standards of beauty set forth by society.
Why anti-circ? Dude. I’m the Savior of Foreskin, I’m not dating a girl that thinks the mutilation of small children is a good thing.
Why pro-breast? There’s a good chance a lady who is looking forward to feeding her children with her own body is going to be heavily maternal and probably agree with me on other child-raising things. Hey, I want kids! It’s absolutely cool if you don’t want kids, or want to adopt, but you’re going to have to find someone else.
The first is something that isn’t common. The second is something that should be common. Having an avid sex drive would be nice, though I’ve noticed liberal chicks tend to be rather horny. Am I wrong? Most open-minded ladies tend to be very comfortable with their sex drive – it’s there and it needs satisfying!
Even if the trifecta isn’t someone I want to spend the rest of my life with, she’ll undoubtedly be a pretty cool chick, and someone worth knowing. You can’t be that big of a man-hater if you respect the penis. You’ll be a decent mom if you breastfeed. You’ll have some sense of confidence if you’re comfortable with your body.
But hey, that’s me. I thought this was an interesting realization, so I thought I’d write it down. I’ll share this proverbial trifecta with Cliff, and see what he thinks.
im gonna breast feed woooo. sorry u were on front page and thought ur diary looked kinda funkay so came to visit. c n skoodge xxxx
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Sorry, but I know at least one anti-circ breastfeeding mom who had her children taken away by the state for very very good reasons. anti-circ/liberal/breastfeeding/hairy does not automatically = good mother, good person, cool, or worth knowing.
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Well, you know I’m pro-BF and anti-circ. I’ve been intermittently furry. I’ve known some furry chicks who were comfortable with themselves…and I’ve known some who were trying to conform to a different type of conformity. ::: shrug :::
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two outta three ain’t bad 😛 i have an okcupid profile too! now i can stalk you three different places. aren’t you overjoyed?
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Heh.. and I’m the wrench in your plan.. I have furry pits but am not comfortable with who I am at all! 😉 I do agree with you on the general premise of your arguments though! 😉 Rose
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Hmm. I doubt he was trying to make a sweeping generalization there, [Pham].
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i dont think that is much to ask for.
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you just described half of every class that I teach. You need to hang out in yoga centers, young man, that’s where all those ladies are. And I giggled at “furry”, then asked a friend what term she preferred… she likes “natural” and thought “furry” was a little off-putting. Shrug, to each their own, right?
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Not that you care: but I am furry only cause I am lazy lol the circ thing, I have not decided what my stance is. And I def. plan on breastfeeding. Although women in my family have had issues with that in the past (not producing enough milk, etc.) so it just depends on what my body allows.
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circ makes me shudder, but I’m conflicted on the specific stance I’d take on it considering the bible mandated it in the old testament. I think it is horrid and would not recommend or want it for any child of mine, but I can say it is my “opinion” that it is horrid but not say it is objectively “wrong” since I ascribe that the bible is truth and I suppose there was a good reason for it then.
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good luck finding your trifect, by the way- hope you find her!
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Your profile is nothing short of interesting…LOL! You do have a way with words unlike any I’ve ever encountered. Good luck in your search for them “hairy-pitted” gals. There are lots of ’em out there.. trust me. LOL!
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ryn: totally understandable. i’ll just stalk you from afar 😉
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I did breast feed for a year. good for baby, plus side bene of having a traffic stopping rack. sure they leaked now and then, but they were magnificent.
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ryn: ooooh don’t toy with me
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Gotcha.. given I never wear anything that doesn’t have sleeves the answer would be no. However, during the summer I do shave for conformity for when I go to the beach… Rose
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good. playing is fun 🙂 too many guys get right to business without having fun with it first. makes for very boring (even if it is gratifying) sex. and they all think they’re god’s gift to women too.
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i love paying attention to guys, if you catch my drift
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oh i do 😉 *laugh* i saw it said that on your okcupid profile too
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Now, I agree with you on all points. However, instead of furry, how about something like “pro furry.” I don’t shave my pits because society says I should. I do it because I feel cleaner. I think the longest I went was 5 days, because I wanted to wax my pits, but I just felt icky.
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