Fact(s) of the Day for 11-11-6

I pace no matter where I am. I was at the deli today (I recently forced myself to GOTO one, because I used to be terrified of them), and I was just pacing back and forth while everybody else stood in the same place, staring at something. If I’m in a small space, then I will pace in a small pace. Given a gym, I will pace around the perimeter.

On an unrelated note, I anticipate being an awesome old man. I’m the guy that goes to the deli and doesn’t give the help shit. Some people are so specific about their slicing, but I don’t care. Just give it to me.

I completely understand! I don’t pace, I rock. Back and forth, swaying. I think it’s a remnant from having tiny babies that never liked to be still. It’s a little weird to be the short woman rocking back and forth in the grocery line though.

I used to sing without realizing it when I stood in lines. Pshht. Weirdo. I’m terrified of delis too.

Brain_Tomahawk

November 11, 2006

you gotta be specific around here. speak up, or you will get meats that are shredded and paper thin, with nubs of cheese (yes cheese) smeared on them, stacked in a haphazard pile, and folded in half.

why are you scared of delis?

marlene08

November 13, 2006

i really thought you could only slice thin or super thin…wow, i think i am getting dumber with old age..