Morning of 4-20-6

Like clockwork, I woke up at 7 AM and promptly documented my latent erection. It’s a fun thing, taking pictures of morning wood. Gets me out of bed, at the very least. Moreover, I don’t get erections all that much anyway. First order of business was to break the fast. Yogurt! Small and proteinly. At which point the power went out. I scratch my head. Instinctively unplug Roxanne. Just a thing, I like being the one to power her back on when the electricity comes back.

I shrug it off and shower by flashlight. I knew the power would come back on midway through. I was right. Washed my hair and shaved my genitals, and otherwise felt really clean and sexy. I’ve noticed how my hair is long enough where the curls are… noticeable. So I’m trying to do some post-shower pictures like I did two years ago.

I downed half a liter of water, as I thought my water intake has been slacked lately. Clipped my nails, and did some light pubic plucking. Anything I missed more or less. Dressed, peed a couple of times, and ate my All-Bran. Bulking be damned, I WANT MY FIBER! I turned Roxanne back on, to discover the internet out. I did some light deleting of excess files and defragged my hard drive for thrills. (I gots me a hundred gigabytes of RAM.)

I also bothered shaving. This was a bold move, as I last shaved two days ago. I thought, “Tuesday’s shave was perfect, no blood!” With the grain, touch up against the grain. Just like I do with my genitals. Though I tend to just do all against the grain with my genitals, these days. Comes out close and perfect.

I bled. Owwie. I tossed out my blade and put a new head on. Touched up against the grain. I bled some more. Oh great. *laughs* Rinsed the blood off slightly, and smacked some aftershave on, getting more of a sting than usual. Mmmm. Brushed my teeth at some point and grabbed a banana for later consuming.

I got here, and it feels like all the clocks are wrong. Hrm. I can go by the clock on this computer, as they’re typically internet-set. Matches the time on the wall, 10:54. I already read the Star Ledger in the café. (Devils/Rangers, light comic browsing.) I’ve expended time here. Time to eat again. I’ll probably have the banana between my second and third class. EAT.

:: goes ::