Day In The Life of Timmyâ„¢, #1

Originally done for the Day In The Life LJ community. I initially was going to just post a link in here, however I had to take out three peeing pictures, as Timmy™ is always a little “out there”. So here’s the entire thing, PEEING AND ALL!

(1)
Midnight. Michelle happened to randomly IM me.

(2)
The remains of my dinner. I had eaten a lot, but was still hungry. I uh. Didn’t finish? Finished OJ glass in the back. My compromise to having such a unhealthy meal was to have some carnation instant breakfast as as drink, finished as you can see.

(3)
I tend to always have my headphones on at the computer, regardless of whether there’s actually audio to listen to.

(4)
I was playing Battlefront at the time. I got sick of winning so much, so I changed my objectives and went after their far base. Got it, but at the expense of two my own bases and a ton of men.

(5)
Really makes you want to crawl into bed, no?

(6)
I felt like having orange jews.

(7)
So I poured myself some orange jews.

(8)
And drank my orange jews.

(9)
Time for bed, I dropped my pants.

(10)
I’ve have a renewed initative to tugging in the past week. (Foreskin Restoration, no primers in this ditl.)

(11)
A rare picture of my tugger. Shh, I do wash him before every application.

(12)
I peed.

(13)
Feeling more pride in myself lately, I posed.

(14)
One last check of my notes.

(15)
Time to sleep.
(I tried taking a shot with the flash off, but nothing showed up.)

(16)
Good morning Timmy?

(17)
Yeah, yeah, I’m awake.

(18)
A Saturday.

(19)
I felt rested and relaxed, but knew I wouldn’t fall back asleep, so I lounged for a bit.

(20)
Put my eyes on.

(21)
One of those happy misfires. I like my hands.

(22)
Behold the power of pants. I noticed I put my left pantleg up first.

(23)
Timmy’s ready to tackle the day?

(24)
Finished the game I had last night, to a resounding loss. I only get annoyed at losses if it’s on hard, because then it’s just not fair. On medium, I can win if I really want to.

(25)
I forget exactly how I managed to rack up so many kills.

(26)
Figured I should have some breakfast. As you can tell, I am, in fact, not left-handed! Oops.

(27)
There is a spoon!

(28)
Hit up ODB. No, not Old Dirty Bastard.

(29)
Got socks out of the clean clothes that have been sitting in the hamper outside of my door for the past two weeks. The thought of folding and putting away all those clothes really depresses me for some reason. So I avoid it.

(30)
Snow? I’m not impressed.

(31)
Undies and socks ready. Time to exermacise!

(32)
Except, I needed to havemy morning pee.

(33)
There it goes!

(34)
Time for shoes.

(35)
Shoes on.

(36)
I think I look a lot different with clothes on.

(37)
My dad looking in the mirror while zipping up a coat that was mine over six years ago. Excuse the blur.

(38)
My mom where she always is.

(39)
Just a little snow. I’m not impressed.

(40)
Ah, Jersey. For the record, we were making a left-turn.

(41)
I go up this hill all the freaking time.

(42)
Welcome to the West Morris Area YMCA.

(43)
I originally took this to note the lack of lockers. Also note the completely lack of anybody around.

(44)
I was about to take this shot when the person whose locker was next to mine noticed my camera and freaked out. He caught me off-guard. I wouldn’t have had the camera out if anybody was around, as it’s technically “against the rules”. But I tend to ignore rules if I’m not disobeying the reason they’re there. He used the, “…You better listen to what I’m saying or you’ll be in trouuuuuuuuuuuble!” voice. Kind of threw off my concentration for my workout, but whatever. Two Y people actually came to talk to me. Why did I have a camera? For you guys! Duh. One of the Y guys had seen me there regularly, so it’s not an issue.

Does this make me chaotic good or neutral good? I forget.

Regardless, look what I did for you kids.

Ahem.

Point of this shot was to show how I unload all my things into my locker and then I would have put my camera away. Had that republican come by ten seconds later, he never would have known.

(45)
They alternate what direction you’re supposed to run around the track.

(46)
Uh. The machines in front are completely blocking everything. Oops. I was still a little jittery, so I just went and did my thing.

(47)
I deadlifted that. Though, fearing my form, I won’t add more weight. My squat weight will probably surpass my deadlift in the next week.

(48)
To the diner! I was aiming at the specials board, but the hispanic help got in the way. Oops?

(49)
Ignore the condensation, I was aiming at the little green sign, as well as the traffic light.

(50)
DEAD MEAT! MMMM!

I’ve got my dad hooked up diner breakfast. It’s the cheapest stuff on the menu, and a MILLION times better than freaking IHOP.

(51)
All gone!

(52)
Went grocery shopping. For some reason, I thought the bananas (and the price per pound) would make a good shot.

(53)
Unfortunately, my mind didn’t remind me to take any other shots, so here’s the cart.

(54)
Home, I sat down and paused.

(55)
A misfire.

(56)
I sat at Roxanne.

(57)
I listened to System of a Down for a bit.

(58)
Eventually, it was dinnertime. Meatloaf and.. stuff. I like meatloaf. I told my mom to add a wee bit of hot sauce to it.

(59)
Last pee of the day.

(60)
Played Battlefront while futzing around. Eventually wrote an entry.

(61)
Noticed it was past midnight. Oops. I have no life.

And thus concludes this Day In The Life of Timmy™, for Saturday, February 18, 2005.