Sims2, Part XXI: Elena and Fredrick

Okay. Why’d I start here?

Oh right. I’d held Elena at a day short of being a Woman for too long.

I must have already bought clothes for her, as that is too her.

Hey, she never got her first kiss as a teenager, I had to give her a little action.

…Okay, a little more action.

Aw.

It’s just not a party without BIGGAYDAN.

(Still BIG. Still GAY. Still DAN.)

Wouldn’t you do Fredrick?

I’d totally spelunk between her chocolate thighs.

Carl, you idiot, don’t fall down during yoga.

Figured it was time to help his body stat. He’ll max it eventually, as a knowledge aspiration.

It was that good, huh Elena?

Hrm, could this be some sort of craving?

You betcha.

I’m impressed the game is actually programmed to use both doors.

Yes, Carl, we know you’re home.

“Dude, Elmer, we have the same suit!”

I told you they were a match.

They’re still into each other.

Oh yeah, Carl and Trista getting hitched. I didn’t go much into that, did I? Oh well. I created Carl as a throw-away character, but he’s grown on me. Might as well let him spread his actual genetic seed.

Cake in yo face.

I don’t know what the hell Erik is doing to Gwen, but I hope they don’t hurt their backs.

And Carl doesn’t even flinch at his daughter kissing Fredrick’s sternum.

Elena’s pregnant at her step-mom’s wedding!

I wish there was a way to pick maternity clothes, I like that dress.

The moment I bought the 8000 dollar TV, everyone decided to watch it.

No cheats, I just had the money to burn.

She loves him?

No, I didn’t buy them a new bed. I just did them a courtesy and changed the damn sheets. Phew.

Hello, you’re very black and very pregnant.

Of course, being the knowledge aspiration, Fredrick’s a stand-up kinda guy. He loves her black ass.

And she loves his white ass.

Burgers are the way to a girl’s uterus.

Play peek-a-boo all you want, Fredrick, the kid still can’t see you.

As much as I used different pictures, there’s a startling resemblence between Fredrick and Katherine.

What? Proposal? IT’S PARTY TIME!

Sadly, this party does not feature BIGGAYDAN. Mr. Scohk is just not the kind of guy to get his mojo goin`.

Pregnant at the altar.

I told you it’s not a party without BIGGAYDAN.

Oh look, she’s even more pregnant at her own wedding.

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January 19, 2006

I wonder if their baby will be color correct LOL

RYN: It’s a green custom skin I downloaded, as if I get my sims abducted by aliens, they always end up really ugly – oh, and with the alien skin, it’s under the same genetic laws as custom skins (they override any regular skinned colours). so I thought I may as well have a ‘nicer’ green skin 😛

January 19, 2006

The baby should be Asian.

January 19, 2006

I’m wondering what BIGGAYDAN will look like as an elder.

I knew it the very second Fredrick got his hands on Elena she would be pregnant. Lol. I wonder what who it will favor more? Fredrick or elena?

January 19, 2006

Hahahaha. That was great.

January 20, 2006

Curious about the baby & how it ends up looking.

there is something unsettling about the chocolate thigh comment when there is a guy taking a wicked dump in the background. EW!

LOL… I love these Sims postings…

BIGGAYDAN is still a favourite here.

Pregnant weddings = no honeymoon for mom. Just what does the husband do all alone on the honeymoon?

January 20, 2006

Pretty funny how when she’s talking about the baby (the pacifier symbol), he’s talking about HANDCUFFS!!!

I love that you have Santa Claus at every party — it’s just more of a party with Santa there, y’know? Great choice of formalwear for Erik. 🙂

I’m not into facial hair so Eric doesn’t do it for me, Elena on the other hand I could be interested in! 😉 Love your Sims Episodes, may I find myself as entertaining one day. Rose

Thanks for the info!

I LOVEI T

YAY. I missed this.

January 20, 2006

Fredrick looks like the sensitive man who will weep a single, silent tear after you have made love with him. And it always looks like they are killing each other Ann Rice style when they do that bend-over-kiss thing.

Pfft you make your sims reproduce as much as I did when I played the game! Rawk on

LMAO – this wants me to start up SIMS again, except mine is the old version. Is this on your comp or the online one?? Is the new one that much better than the old ones?? RYN:I’d have to live in Tijuana for that. That or Alabama or something.

January 21, 2006

Hahaha, that cracks me up. I havent played sims in A LONG TIME. ryn: Yes, Artificial Intelligence and American Idol… biggest difference is most of the auditioners have no Intelligence at all, and could use some, even if it was artificial!

Sorry I am a lurker but LMFAO @ THE PICS ABOVE omfg that is the most hilarious thing and captions I’ve ever READ! Which Sims is this? Getting pregnant and all? OMG I gotta have it! TELL ME TELL ME

January 21, 2006

ROFL – I love messing with Genetics!!!! You should see what I’ve done with my Curious families!!

January 22, 2006

hahah this is FABULOUS.

Where did you get the cool clothes for them and the beards? Did you make them or d/l them from a Sims 2 site?