Put your nose near my skin.

I smell like a boy.

…Well, and a little bit like my aftershave. But I definitely smell like a boy.

…Yeah, okay, and a hint of Axe. Nonetheless, it’s really my boyness that makes me smell good. Because ultimately, it’s our own natural scent that makes us smell like us.

*sniffs*

I have the sudden urge to sniff females. I’m sure that would look odd to someone that didn’t know me. Well, at least I know enough to sniff her neck, and not her anus. I would assume the former is more heavenly scented. Nor is sniffing a girl’s vulva a good, “Hey, howya doin`?”

Time for lunch.

What would sell more, orange flavored Vagina, or Vagina flavored oranges? You decide.

Mayor of Nerdville

January 17, 2006

Eeek. Don’t sniff ME, I didn’t shower today. I don’t stink yet, but I guarantee you it’s not orange-scented. =P

Mayor of Nerdville

January 17, 2006

Wait, not orange flavored. Maybe a little salty. Definitely not heavenly scented over here, though. Okay, done making a fool of myself, goodbye.

Okay, this is weird. That is the 2nd time today that your name has come up for me under the “Latest Entries” listings when I first go to OD.

Maybe the fates are nudging me to read you. Guess I will.

Hrm…. Orange flavored Vagina Vagina flavored oranges *holds hands out in the air* *raises them up and down* That’s a tough one, Tim. I’m leaning towards the orange flavored vaginas, though. *sniffs* I say we get together and have a mutual smelling.

darlingnikki

January 17, 2006

thats what dogs do, ya know. they sniff each other. that tells them everything they need to know about the other dog.

Echo

January 17, 2006

oddly enough, i enjoy the smell of clean boy. then again. I also enjoy the smell of girl. guessi just like cleanliness?? 😉 be well,

originalsinner

January 17, 2006

I’m leaning more towards orange-flavored vaginas, although urban legend is rife with tales of oranges used as vaginas. But for now, I’m happy with vagina-flavored vaginas. I guess I’m just old school.

darlingnikki

January 17, 2006

ryn: You ought to go into a little more detail here about what you can learn…I assmue it’s a lot more than just whether or not she has adequate personal hygiene! 🙂

I’m a straight girl — so orange-flavored Vagina. *nod*

recycled_sheets

January 17, 2006

i miss being able to sniff my boy. i may still have a t-shirt around that smells like him. but yeah. i know what you’re talking about.

je pleure.

January 17, 2006

I think that orange flavored vaginas would be so awesome.

Scorpio Frost

January 17, 2006

I used to have that issue when I was ‘psychotic…’ tra la. What’s a little frottage between strangers? *winks* I like smelling hair. I did a bit more than that though back in the day. Because sharing is caring,

I like the new diary colors. I say.. orange flavoured vagina I guess.

Hmm…well that was..something different. Maybe you should make them both and then try them out and see which you prefer to…eat? Personally being straight and hating oranges I don’t eat either so I’m sorry I cannot help you out more.

Smelling people is a lovely way to spend the afternoon