Timmy

October 8, 2005

White Castle To The Rescue!

It’s been a shitty day.

Some people have traditional comfort foods like ice cream or a mouthful of popcorn. Or tostidos and salsa. Or a block of cheese. Tonight, none of that would have helped me. Tonight, I needed one thing. I needed some White Castle.

“But it’s raining” I heard my critic say. Hogwash, I say back! I’ll toss my Nintendo hoodie on and hobble to the van!

“But, you’re scared of doing drive-thru” I heard my critic say. Hogwash, I say back! I’m scared because I never do it. So let’s do it and not be scared!

“But, you don’t know where the beginning of the line is” I heard my critic say. Is that the best you can do? I said back. I’ll figure it out, I decided, I’m resourceful.

Unlike when it first openned, it’s no longer Black Castle. Lots more whities working. I did indeed navigate the drive-thru with ease, getting in and out fast, with someone in front of me and behind me. There’s always someone at White Castle.

And now my friends, it’s time to witness an event that will probably turn the stomach of some of the culinary elitists. And cause sudden jealousy among others. The Crave. May I proudly present:

Timmy eating six Jalapeño burgers.

(For the record, I’ve eaten eight in one sitting. I uh. Was a little queasy after that. Heh.)

By the way, I couldn’t be bothered to do captions. I would like to sleep sometime tonight.

So make some up in your head.

I should get paid for this kind of exposure.

Angel_baby

lol. congrats on the white castle!

Mayor of Nerdville

Your curly hair is awesome. And wow, what a beard. I have never been to a White Castle. Sounds good.

I wasn’t thinking you were being a dick, by the way. You have this certain sarcasm about you, and I just kinda read your notes with that humor. You never know how to take things you read here, but I always try not to take things too seriously, because chances are, they weren’t meant to be. Your use of terminology amuses me. That last note had me rolling.

originalsinner

I’m full now, having just watched that pictorial of fast food indulgence.

Pixel

*giggles* You make eating 6 burgers look so easy.

Gngr

I started scrolling down quickly, LOL, it was almost like a movie. I like the artful way in which you presented the empty boxes. And watching you eat was entertaining. I know you were mugging for the camera but it was still amusing. Thanks. 🙂

I like the undies on the bed. Nice touch.

Hurricane Katie

October 9, 2005

No offense, but that picture essay does NOT make me hungry at all… 🙂

Fat Rey Slim

Holy shit. Gut bombs! :: running to White Castle ::

Scorpio Frost

*smirks* God, we just eat you up don’t we? We’ll watch anything you offer. That’s gotta be flattering. Oh yeah. I must admit. The tongue bit? It made me utter an involutary groan. Did I mention I don’t give a damn about White Castle? :+P

wholenewme

You were so coy with those burgers. Was that only one glass of milk for 6 burgers? Cuz, I would need at least 3 or 4.

LMAO! I loved those! They were great! Almost like watching Timmy in person. Those burgers are rather small, so I can see how you could eat six of them. I could probably manage 3 myself. Strangely, I’ve eaten the frozen white castle burgers from the store, but have never been to the restaraunt! I didn’t realize the burgers @ the restaraunt would look just like they look frozen!

I love that you’re drinking a big mug of milk. *slurps you*

I love the motivational messeges on your bulletin board. Hrm……..maybe I should do something like that. Wonder if it would help.