Black Castle.

My GM pointed out that White Castle should really be called Black Castle, as every employee is a negro. (My word, not his.) The concept sounds like a bad movie. Erik said it would star Samuel L. Jackson.

“WELCOME TO BLACK CASTLE, BITCH, MAY I TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ORDER?”

…*laughs* I’m sorry, but the concept cracks me up completely.

“Hi, what is the fat content of your burgers?”

“ENOUGH TO KILL YOU, BITCH. YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING OR ARE YOU GOING TO WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME?”

Or the little negro that was about to crack.

“I can’t handle drive-thru!”

“BE COOL, BITCH, BE COOL!”

I don’t even remember where in Pulp Fiction that line is, but Erik and Cliff were citing it right before Samuel L. Jackson dies in Revenge of the Sith.

Frankly, Samuel L. Jackson angrily cursing anything is kind of funny. Or maybe I just have an odd sense of humor.