The Cock That Was Too Big.

Hee… Boy kegels.

What a strange little entry, from a strange little man… You have obviously never accidently fell into the toilet because some man forgot to put the second lid down. That’s a big surprise of cold water all over the ass. It is usually in the middle of the night or morning when the light isn’t on… Happy V-day 🙂

Wow….. *sighs happily* Finally I have found someone that has the same problem… Maybe we should start a self support group or something….. Drop me a line and see what you think of the idea…. lol

^^^”You have obviously never accidently fell into the toilet because some man forgot to put the second lid down.” Umm, Jess, isn’t it YOUR responsibility to check that the seat is up or down? No offense, but that simply sounds like common sense. Why should it be a man’s responsibility to make sure a woman doesn’t screw up?

he he he

…i have to worry about my hair (because it’s that long)…does that count?

hmmm.. thanks? TMI? Thats hot? hehehe Hope your doing ok.

^^dude. it’s not a matter of responsibility for the next user, as much as responsibility by the lid-lifter. If I change something in order to use it, I change it back when I’m done. If I find a lid “up,” I put it back up when I’m finished. *shrugs* It’s called respecting others. Simple. I use a glass in someone’s home, I clean it when I’m done. *shrugs* But anyway, that’s just me.

Lol. Geeez…. RYN: Dramatic eh? *smooch*

ryn: lol, actually I do that as well, but I wasn’t gonna go that far with it.

^^figured that might be considered a bit toooooo anal. But yeah… I mean… who wants to walk in on an open toilet? Not me, although I do from time to time… but given the choice, I’d rather not.

you have to jack off and pee at the same time…hurts like a bitch from what I hear…lol…glad I don’t have that problem.

well, that’s the first i’ve heard of something like that happening. *blinks* what an eye-opener, of sorts. =P

You’re too healthy for yourself. Enjoy. Some woman is missing out on this.

Umm, hunny, how big is your fun stick exactly??

When this happens to me… Usually in the morning of course… As I sit down, I lean forward so that I can get it under the seat rim. My manhood points down & I’m in! Relief is on the way! However, this procedure sometimes results in a sleepy encounter with an occasional interference splash over the porcelain rim.

I always thought it just rested on the toilet seat — it didn’t occur to me that it would hang down into the water.

*Laughs* I’m sorry at your misfortune… however will agree with the above noter that “falling into” the toilet is worse. *Shudders*

I wish I knew a guy that had that problem…::sigh:: Yes..that says Flesh Wound. As in..The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail who say’s “It’s only a flesh wound” after his arms are hacked off.

Please except my deepest sympathies towards your enormous cock *hands you a flower*

Right. I know I’m supposed to be scouting about for a picture, but this is turning into a pornographic visit. Woo!

*roflmfao* Glorious.