I was a nice guy. Then a grew a spine.

I’m the only non-hispanic employee with a penis who works mornings. Factor in that Angie is usually the manager that opens, I’m usually surrounded by females. And whenever females get together, one thing undoubtedly happens: They start bitching about us. And by “us”, they treat the male gender as if we’re all the same.

Eh, whatever, nothing I haven’t dealt with my entire life.

I find the easiest way to deal with things that bother me is to get people to explain themselves. Most of the time, people just want to say something angsty for the sake of it.

I’ve always been bothered by obligatory affection. (ie: Valentine’s Day) It just strikes me as so fake and meaningless. As I said to Angie, I like doing things at random. When I want to. When I feel it. So it means something. She could hardly argue with me.

I remember them talking about how we tend to be emotionally withdrawn and fear our wedding days. I thought of an explanation for this, later on. At least for myself, I take emotion very seriously. When I say something emotional, I mean it with every ounce of me. Fear of commitment is fear of being with the wrong person. Giving yourself to the wrong person.

Eh whatever. I still maintain the sexes are more alike than pop culture would have us believe. If you listen to enough bitching, both sides complain about the same things, at some point or another. Judge not by what’s between our legs but on an individual basis. I certainly can’t go out and fix everybody’s perspective.

There was more that was said, but I can’t be bothered to remember.

I contemplated telling Melissa how visible her thong was, but I decided against it.

I have tomorrow off. I get a FAT paycheck on Saturday.

Being around hispanics makes me want to brush up on my spanish. If only so I could say odd things to Sonia. *laughs* I was getting Sonia’s attention so she could get me a sample of the Santa Fe Roasted Corn, and she said in a rather affectionate voice, “Mi Amor?” It was funny. …I guess you had to be there.

Tengo grandes huevos de fuego!

Ha ha.

I think almost everybody I work with has seen my license at some point or another. It’s just. Really funny. *laughs* I love the reactions. And while I doubt I’ll ever have it that length again, I know I won’t be getting a haircut anytime soon.

I watched Adaptation this afternoon with my sister. It hooked me right from the beginning. I can’t believe Nicolas Cage plays both twins. They’re such different characters. I got a huge kick out of how he completely exposes all the common hollywood cliches, yet manages to put them in the movie itself. Go figure. Guns, romance, drugs!