All for Mary!

🙁 poor timmy and his crazy body that doesnt let him sleep in a way that makes sense.

i hope work is going well! let me know how your day is. 🙂 [ShatteredSoul]

*shrugs* Okay!

Returning to bed an hour after I rose, I fell asleep within a reasonable amount of time. Alarm went off during a dream which I can’t remember. I shaved and otherwise felt pretty good about myself.

After shaving my armpits consistently for nearly four years, I can positively say that I smell better unshaven and without deodorant, than shaving my armpits and using deodorant. *shrugs* Or maybe that’s just how I see it. I’ll probably shave my underarms again, when it grows too long.

I tried the Prima Chicken and the Chicken Chili soup for lunch. That soup is most definitely better than the Fiesta Con Queso. Sandwich is.. good! One of these days, I swear, I’ll take a sandwich and add all the meat and cheese I can to it. And pray line doesn’t smack me upside the head. Though. I suppose it’s easy to read off the screen what somebody wants added than what isn’t to be added, as I’ve said before.

It was interesting being there so early. I think it was just Melissa and I up front until 9. I think. *shrugs* She said she doesn’t mind openning, because people are nicer that early in the morning. As opposed to the jerks who come in around 11.

*thinks of things he’d tell Mary*

Uh, someone came in and bitched about how the toaster isn’t working. She told a story about how she went to three paneras trying to get toasted bagels for her kids. I was so tempted to ask whether she had a toaster at home. If you have the time to run around to THREE Paneras, there’s no excuse for it.

Though, honestly, I wish the toaster was working. It’s beyond my control.

And why doesn’t Panera have cornbread muffins? Or egg bagels. FUCKTARTS, EGG BAGELS DON’T TASTE LIKE EGGS. *ahem* Lot of things I wonder.

Brandon and Suzanne were commenting on somebody (I don’t know who) who said she “didn’t have to change garbages at McDonalds”. Brandoned commented that no matter what you do in the store, you’re going to end up changing garbages at some point. Suzanne said that she refuses to change the tampon bags. Naturally, I had to ask if she’s had a hysterectomy. *laughs* Thing is, Suzanne is a psuedo-manager. Of course, that means she can easily delegate the task to a grunt. I haven’t had the pleasure of changing the tampon bags. I haven’t even done floor since my first day.

Come on, isn’t there something funny about “Tampon Bags”? I was amused that Suzanne called it “The Hiv” like my friends do, as opposed to spelling out H-I-V. Now I’m curious what your chances are of getting The Hiv from menstrual blood. … I think I’ll stick to just not touching any else’s blood, let alone crusty pad.

*ahem*

I stole another pastry to sample today. This apple croissant… doesn’t suck! WOW! I was going to sample a raspberry croissant (which looks suspiciously like a bearclaw), but we were almost out of them, and I hadn’t the heart to be a prick like that. *sips his vat of lemonade*