I’m Blue.

…At least, I was before I was off to work.

Now for the paragraphs nobody will read, but I will be interested in reading at a later date. For whatever reason, The System Was Down when I came in, so I couldn’t immediately clock in. I remember floating around register for a while. Making drinks, refilling the fridge. At some point, I noticed nobody had the floor, so I took it upon myself to check the garbages. One or two needed changing, so I did that. While I was in the back, I was asked by the dishwasher to bus. Then I noticed…

No, that’s not how it happened. The area by the coffee was out of napkins, so I went in the back to get some. So I went in the back to get napkins… Was that how it happened? Hell, I don’t remember. All I remember is after I started bussing, I changed the garbages that needed to be changed, and stocked everything, as everything was almost out.

I even cleaned all the tables, as most of them had crumbs on them. I think that was when I was told to do dishes. Was it? I’m not sure. I remember doing the first wave of dishes, then cleaning the silver bins that the soup is in. (disgusting) I heard bakery was starting to consolodate, so I took one or two items. I remember a point where I washed everything; the lemonade and green tea bins were out on the sink behind me, so I bothered to make lemonade (then pour it into the machine, and make another batch), then made green tea. Adam asked me to refill his chai tea mix, so I went to get the bin. And promptly used the last of it up. Chai tea is one bottle of Republican Tea, and three things of %2 milk. Not nearly as bad as the frappe. I think the frappe is one thing of whatever it is, and.. ten things of half and half. I haven’t done that yet.

So then I was told by Angie to make bagettes. I’ve done it once before. I had just dried my hands and was about to put on the handcondoms when Kelly asked me if I knew register. (Uh, duh.) Apparently, there was a rush of people and only her and Adam were up front. Took maybe five or six people in a row fast, then went back to doing dishes. At some point, I started signing “The ants go marching one by one..” Reminds me of how I used to sign at ShopRite. I’m so weird.

Heh, I had a ham, swiss, cheddar and jelly on rye, toasted. Beth, who was on line, said, “You want what?” *laughs* Gotta love punching in your own damn meals. Next time, I’m going to see if I can have just a plate of mandarin oranges, as they’re used in the Fandango salads. Gotta be a button for it, somewhere! Or, if I’m an ass, I’ll punch in the salad, then take everything else off. *smirks* Of course, I’ll only pull that if we’re not busy. If we are busy, I don’t fuck around.

By the way, my sandwich was good. Jelly goes good with ham.

*sips the last of the lemonade he swiped* Hey, it’s not stealing. It’s open knowledge that we’re allowed to have drinks whenever we want. Just don’t be blatant about drinking in front of customers.

Uhh, what else…

I’m wearing my bikini undies, and damn, I feel sexy. *burps*