I love this survey so much, this is the third time I’ve done it.
Version One.
Version Two.
Version Three:
1. Name three good things about yourself.
I seem to have this conscience that irks me into telling people the truth, even if I know they’ll never find out. I love having people entrust in me, and I never want that trust broken.
My incredible, edible intellect. ..HEY, HANDS OFF, I AM NOT A PASTRY. Anyway, I have the ability to express my thoughts via text, and I’m slowly learning how to verbalize those thoughts a lot easier than I could previously.
Let’s just say I take pride in being a good lover.
2. Name three bad things about yourself.
If I am put on the defensive, I react with anger. Sometimes this takes a while before you see a reaction. But other times, it can be a snap reaction.
I sometimes trust people to the point where they can hurt me?
I live with my parents? *laughs*
3. Name three things you can do, or have done, that most people can’t or haven’t.
I have driven 17 hours in one day all for a girl. Maybe other people have driven this much, but I still consider driving that much something most people don’t want to EVER do.
I caused a female to orgasm via oral-nipple stimulation alone. :: beams ::
For lack of anything else coming to mind, I used to be able to auto-fellate.
4. Name three emotions you feel most often.
Resilience.
Resentment.
Reflection.
5. Name three people that have helped you to become a better person.
Alex. For helping make my journey that much easier. …My sister asked the other day if I wished I could go on a Mystic Journey, like in a video game. I told her, “I am on a Mystic Journey.”
Leah. Because she was my Rapist.
Cliff. For seeing through me the entire time and explaining exactly what was wrong with me, only to have it fall on death ears. Yet, sticking with me. He got me away from Vagina-worship, after all.
6. Name three people (or groups, things, etc.) that you feel are worthy of praise and honor.
I was always bad at this question.
7. Name three works of art (books, songs, movies, etc.) that have changed you.
Fight Club.
Matrix.
Amelie. I know, it has an accent, but like that’s easy to do without consulting the Almighty Charmap.
8. Name three things you would buy if you won the lottery.
Every dildo known to man. And woman. *snickers*
A computer. Goddamnit.
A hybrid. Hey, the Van won’t last forever.
9. Name three places you would like to go on vacation.
Aussieland.
The Farm.
Soviet Russia.
10. Name three jobs or careers you would like to have (assuming money, education, family, etc. were not an obstacle).
A masseur at an upscale club in which I rubdown lots of hot girls all day lot.
Some sort of job that fully harnessed by ability as a writer, whatever that might be.
Creating non-linear video games.
11. Name three famous people, past or present, that interest you.
Bob Dole.
(former) President Clin-Ton
…Kurt Cobain?
12. Name three things you would say to someone seeking your wisdom.
Don’t do what you think is right. Do what is best for you.
Don’t wait until after you’ve “completed” something to pat yourself on the back. Take pride in what you’ve already achieved.
Figure out what you want to do before you die, and take the necessary steps to do it.
13. Name three headlines you never want to read in the newspaper.
Bush Re-Elected.. Oh wait.
“Free Speech Declared A Terrorist Act; First Amendment Repealed”
“Mandatory Cell Phone Law Passed.”
14. Name three causes to which you might devote your life.
…Helping others overcome their own personal demons, like I am battling mine.
Enlightening the world about circumcision, one person at a time.
A future love?
15. Name three things you believe in with all your heart.
I Will Triumph.
The American people can’t be so stupid as to let an Administration into office which is determined to undermine worldwide faith in our government and people, and otherwise indoctrine us with ignorance and misinformation. I know, it’s crazy. There is a lot of stupid shit happening which we need to address. But I simply will not accept that we will elect another Hitler. (Nevermind that Gore won Florida.)
I will find somebody that I can share true emotional and physical intimacy with. I’m too good of a person to go unsnatched.
Rock on.
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Woo-hoo for Aussieland! m/ Muah. – A.
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I might have to jack you I mean jack this from you 😛
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oooh… you might not be a pastry, but I’d love to eat you anyways 😉
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Fruck yeah!!
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“I used to be able to auto-fellate.” Wow, seriously? I thought that sort of thing was a myth. So… did you not want to ever leave the house? 🙂
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Awesome personal growth between 1 and 3 (from “I hate myself and other people too” to “I will survive, and so will you” : D ), and, thank you for including me on there. That really means a lot. I’ve been meaning to e-mail you, but just haven’t gotten to it yet. Do you think you could drop me a line and lemme know how you’re doing/what you’ve been up to? That’d prolly be easier. Till then,
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Hmmmm… *yoink* 🙂
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Amazing how prescient some people can be… “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” H. L. Mencken, 1920
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Hell yeah.
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Yay. I really enjoyed this Timmy. I can be so articulate at work. Blah.
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I’m a pastry. Does that mean people should put their hands all over me?
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