Shinzon is Emo Picard.

Cliff and I split Texas Nachos. Supposedly ten cents cheaper than the taco salad. It’s good shit.

Thursday morning, I felt fine. After Rapist, I noticed I had a dry throat. By the end of the night, my throat was sore. I decided to ride yesterday out in the comfort of my dorm room. I’d say smart move. Honestly, the sore throat was never that bad. By the end of last night, I had some mild wheezing, and an occasional sneeze. This morning, I woke up feeling great. Twenty minutes later, I could tell I’d be a little congested. You know, wet coughs. *twirls finger* I was a little wheezy when Cliff and I were playing Drakengard, but nothing bad.

And the Texas Nachos tasted great. With the constant feminine recommendations for Vitamin C in mind, I noticed there was Lemonade on the Chi-Chi’s menu. I usually stay away from Lemonade, because it’s too acidic. For whatever reason, GOD DAMN, THAT WAS GOOD LEMONADE. I don’t know how or why, but it went perfectly with mexican.

Plucked down 14 bucks, after tip. Good deal. Cliff hasn’t been pulling his weight lately, I hope he nags his parents for money. He should get more pity, the way his brother has been compulsively buying video games.

My mom, being DVD-happy, bought Star Trek X: Nemesis. I should just start calling that movie Not Another Star Trek Movie. It’s such a spoof. (I’m referencing Not Another Teen Movie; if anybody notes about how they made too many movies, I’ll cauterize their gonads.) Cliff and I watched it instead of Hot Chick, which we’ve seen too many times. I must say, I prefer the alternate ending that was provided in the “deleted scenes”. It introduced the new first officer and had Picard saying to the camera, “where no man has gone before”. Much better than the sad and confusing ending with B4 showing recognition of Data’s memories, which leaves open the EXTREMELY REMOTE POSSIBILITY for Star Trek XI: The Search For Spock Data.

Also, the soundtrack on Not Another Star Trek Movie sucked. I remember how pissed off I was at the movie when I saw it in the theatre. Seeing it again… Same effect First Contact and Insurrection had on me, I liked it better after watching it a few times. I don’t think Next Generation was meant for movies. TOS was intentionally pretentious and overacted, thus it was perfect for movies.

The clothes I circled in the JCPenney catalog is in. Expect a fashion show the next time I shower and shave.

Avulcular psychosis. If you want to sound smart (ie: bullshit), accuse somebody of having that.

Finally, Cliff has determined that Vagina tastes like plain yogurt mixed with anchovy juice. I asked him if that mixture sticks in your throat like Vagina does, giving you pussy-breath. He said it does. *blinks* Damn, that shit’s wack. If I ever get bored enough someday, I’ll verify this.

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plain yogurt and ancovey juice … never heard that referance before!

Yeah now that I think about it…semen isn’t all that bad…guess we lucked out.

April 4, 2004

NASTM was just piffle. Which is a shame, coz somewhere in it was a good idea neatly wrecked by Berman the TV Barbarian.

April 4, 2004

what!?? You dont read my entries!?? *gasp!* i love that scene of sex in the classroom. But I also love John Cleese and would willingly be the wife in that skit. mmmm Cleese-y penis.

April 4, 2004

how many vaginas has he tasted? because, much like semen, vaginas taste differently dependent on the girl’s diet. I eat alot of sugar and drink alot of pineapple juice, and that is officially known to sweeten things up considerably. Pineapple juice also sweetens semen, so I always try to get my men to guzzle on different varieties of sugary drinks.

April 4, 2004

What are TEXAS NACHOS? I live in Texas, but yeah…we don’t eat those here. I think you made it up…

Oh, it’s not that bad 😛 Not that I’ve ever had yogurt with anchovy juice…

Nemesis did really suck! Errr … my pussy definitely does not taste like yoghurt and anchovy juice!! Plain natural yoghurt yes, with that sticking after-taste yes but … fish juice?! Couldn’t have been freshly washed pussy that one!!!

There’s a problem if anyone’s vagina tastes remotely anchovy like…..

April 4, 2004

*blinks* i’d have to try plain yogury and anchovy juice. but i somehow doubt anything can emulate the true flavor of pussy. 😛 …i love lemonade. mm. 🙂 and usually things like lemonade go great with mexican cuisine. why else would limes go so frequently in for flavoring? because the citrus flavor complements the other flavors therein.

April 4, 2004

I hated Nemesis. I just couldn’t stand it. Maybe I need to see it some more, and it’ll grow on me. IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE ANYTHING.

April 4, 2004

who drinks anchovie juice? I used to drink pickle juice when I was little. do you think what one eats effects what one’s “juice” tastes like?

April 5, 2004

Ok. Ew. If my giney tastes like anchovy juice mixed with anything, I’m gonna scrub it with steel wool. I’ve tasted giney before and it’s not supposed to taste like that!!

I always thought that vagina tasted like when you licked a live battery, but then again I have gone out with some dirty girls.

April 12, 2004

mine tastes like lemonade.