The Dinner Roll.
My taste for most food is shot right now. But that dinner roll I had was so good, I took another…
I was trying to emulate beauty. Her hair is shinier, her skin whiter, and her lips look more kissable.
“DON’T MOVE, OR I’LL EAT IT.”
“Ooooh, dinner roll.”
*creams thong*
“Let’s never fight again.”
“Hi!”
“I am a dinner roll.”
“Oh look, boobies.”
“We’ve spotted a Timmy with a dinner roll in his mouth.”
“Behold, the dinner roll.”
“OH NO, THE DINNER ROLL ECLIPSE!”
“Muhahaha, they’ll never know I’m eating a dinner roll.”
“What dinner roll?”
“I love the cock.”
“I’m going to fake smile for all you bastards.”
This angle never looked good on me.
I’ve been saying to myself, “I need to shave” for at least two weeks now. *shakes head*
This is eating over a meg on my webspace. So. No way it’s staying up.
Addendum: Let’s get all of this straight. The originals were 1600 x 1200, and half a meg each. The ones that were first posted were resized. To appease Jenne, I resized them again, from 800 x 600 to 400 x 300. The file size is now half a meg for all fo them. Which kind of makes sense. A 1600 x 1200 canvas can hold 16 400 x 300 pictures. And what do you know, I have exactly 16 pictures. *smirks*
haha. the dinner roll eclipse was best.
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I think you killed dinner rolls for me.. ick~
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you know why that angle doesnt look good on you?I CAN SEE UP YOUR NOSE! EEEHEEHEE! somebody was obsessed with that dinner roll. 😛 and. hi. 🙂
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How stoned does one have to be to pose for this many pictures with a roll??? I have to admit, it was still intriguing in an odd sort of way…
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You are truly strange. In a good way.
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damnit, now I want one :o) a dinner roll that is. or two. whatev. :o)~
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dude…whats with the dog humping your monitor? thats freaky. also…..now im hungry.
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OMG….Pissed my panties reading this! You are a talented young man.
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lmfao. bizarre. i like you.
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I want the roolllllll…and you are so adorable. I think I love you. Please make out with my roll. I will take your genes so I can have little Timmy clones doing my bidding. ^^
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Did you take nakie pics w/ this dinner roll?
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sexy O_O;;;;;;
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You my friend are awesomeAnd I see you have this big bottle of lotion next to the computer.What could that be for? hmmm? :o)And once again, youre hot!
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Dinnnnnner roll. Fooooooooooooood. *bites your arm*
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I thought he was 31 too, when I wrote that entry. However, upon inspection of his diary, he is clearly in high school, and wishes he was 18.
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So…why were you in your room at 9pm on a Friday night??? College is for partying, man! I’m kidding, somewhat, anyway. I spent plenty of Friday nights at home when I was in college.
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RYN: You took down the dancing bum?! *sigh* ‘Tis a sad day, indeed. ;(
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ryn// well im impressed. lol I love ur hair and ur eyes are ab.so.lute.ly beautiful. You also have that adorable cuddly look about you too. lol Woo look at me full of compliments.
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ryn// well i went a few entries back and saw ur eyes. The pix that gave me the “cuddle” feeling were the “they’ll never know” and the fake smile. but im odd so im sure im the only one who got that effect. lol and the first one made me wanna kiss you, go figure eh? Besides this isnt the first time ive came and looked at pix. just the first time i noted. nice booty btw. lol
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DINNER ROLL ECLIPSE!
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Why do you take so many pictures of yourself? I just find it odd. I hate having my picture taken, and I don’t think I’m coordinated enough to take pictures of myself, but I wouldn’t really want to, anyway.
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LOOK JERGENS LOTION!!!!!!!!!
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thats freaky
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I wish I was that dinne roll *sigh*.
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Erm, I seem to have lost the ‘r’ in dinner. It is currently on my bicycle pedalling fast down the road away from me. Little does it know, all roads lead to the same place. Oz, naturally. So, yeah. ‘Dinner’, not ‘dinne’…sorry.
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Also, what kind of shampoo do you use? My hair is never that shiny. Yours is blinding.
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You love dinner rolls too much. =P RYN: I think that your soul is tied to your body, but once you die, that connection is cut. Souls must have something to identify one from the other, what that is, I don’t know. And I don’t think we could switch souls. Am I an expert? No. Do I know more details? No. But that’s just my beliefs.
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“What if” you still had your dinner roll and I ate it without your permission? =P
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I know. I was just being silly.
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*belly-grabbing chuckle* dinner roll eclipse…heh…
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leave it! leave it! get some space at Photobucket then! or Walagata or imagespace server whatever it is. leave it up! up up! hehe dude, your fake smile was fcking GORGEOUS. now I want a dinner roll.
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they just showed a guy eating a girl out on tv. where are the morals in this world??
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to save space, do you ever consider resizing your pics?
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Hehehe. Dinner rolls are good. I second the notion of the person above me, maybe you should resize your pictures, so they DON’T take up a meg of space. 😛 ryn: Eeek. Freaky movie. Freaked out now. Quoting lines = not good *eek*
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Very nice pictures, Timmy…
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you are the biggest, damn weirdo.
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I love the eclipse! The World is My Dinner Roll?
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hehe! looks like u enjoyed ur dinner roll!
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I had a passing thought- You’d said something about me not offering you any alternatives[which wasn’t true. I suggested that you identify where your fear and insecurity come from. As you’ll recall, you weren’t interested.]but I thought I might offer another, that you may be able to handle. http://www.msnusers.com/americanidolloftIs the place. Don’t be misled by the name;
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The television show was the start point, but the group has adapted far beyond that point. If you can muster the motivation to join, tell them desi sent you for a loft reality check. And be sure to “be yourself”.
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I agree that you are not average. Average strikes me as fairly boring. However, some people find security in averageness. SOme people find fitting in to be a satisfying goal. I’m not sure which path is harder or more rewarding, though…both have positives and negatives.
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I went looking for a part of an entry of yours I remembered, but couldn’t find it. I thought of a counter argument of sorts. You were saying that truly, your one vote means nothing. And that is basically true. The problem is, people who feel this also tend to have a particular viewpoint; reasonably liberal. However, I think that largely, conservatives tend to have faith in the way things are…
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…and therefore vote in droves. See, it’s a cycle. Disaffected people tend not to vote because a) the issues don’t matter to them, b) the available candidates seem to be equally bad, c) they feel their individual vote means nothing, or d) some combination of the above. However, politicians address the combination of issues that they believe will get them elected. Since disaffected people don’t…
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…vote, the politicians discount their views, by and large, because they don’t really impact the politician’s election. However, if currently disaffected people began voting regularly, I’d bet within 3-4 years, there would be a substantial courting of those votes, because that large of a group of people will be noticed and courted as support to win an election. Alas, it’s up to the disaffected…
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…to get the ball rolling. There’s no reason to expect the politicians to do it. Cities like San Francisco and Seattle are quite liberal because the disaffected people banded together and began voting, not because they just chose to opt out.
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Of course, you are fully entitled to your opinion, and you were absolutely correct in the truly literal sense of your argument.
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You’re pretty weird, dude.
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And what’s with the mnain page?
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ryn: Standing Tall is surprisingly entertaining. I had my doubts at first but I am indeed happy with the flick.
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this was too great hahahaha!! Timmy, you never cease to amaze me!
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ryn: i love boobies too!
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damn, gotta get a dinner roll now.
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Er I don’t think anyone looks good at that angle. :o) Peace
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2 things: 1) if you had a nostril piercing you’d be an identical twin to my friend Brian… it kinda freaks me out b/c in reading you, it’s become apparent you two have the same mentality as well as the same face & glasses 2) damnit.. i have a really bad memory… i forgot #2
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LMAO You’re so funny! I like the ‘what dinner roll’ the best – I have dial up so it’s slow to upload and hence a surprise every time – that one cracked me up out loud! It’s an ode to the dinner roll … and it does look very tasty! I’m hungry … I hope the pizza’s here! *licks your happy trail* 😀
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*giggles* you crazy, mang.
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