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Go read the previous entry, it’s funny. At least, I think small penises are something to giggle about. Or just genitalia in general. I’m getting more immature the more mature I get, I tell you.

I half forgot I did so, but I created a Foreskin Restoration interest. Not sure who would be interested in joining that interest, as I haven’t met anybody on Open Diary interested in going through the process. But, it’s there.

I had a really good sneeze a few minutes ago. I felt my nose get all tingley. For a moment, I thought it might leave me. I hate it when that happens. But I was able to control my breathing as such that my nose “tickled”. And them AAACCCHHHOOOOOO, let the good times roll. Totally satisfying.

Addendum: And I forgot when I was writing. More of you folks need to fill out your profiles.

Sneezes are like little orgasms. WHEE

*looks up* In which case I have many more orgasms then previously supposed.

if you sneeze 10 times in a row you have a orgasm!

RYN: *nods* True, very generalized. I didn’t mean to go into great depth with any of it, but to merely say what you summed up in one sentence. Women do take their own insecurities out on men by trying to restrict their “offensive” behaviour. It’s sad really. I guess if more women had a bit more self esteem, and trust, these issues wouldn’t be issues afterall eh? <3

You know they say that sneezing is a small form of orgasiming..so your a multiple “sneezer” huh?

Desert Rein

April 2, 2004

I never believed you had a small penis anyways. And you know, average dicks are better for muliple positions.

“hopping to another diary”? Was that like a drive by noting or what?

'Rella

RYN: Your amazing knowledge when it comes to women coupled with the fact that your are drop dead gorgeous is going to make you the best catch ever for a lucky lady someday. Seriously. If you hadn’t made the comment you did, I’ll bet 50% of my male readers would have been clueless. Be well,

damn you OD plus users :Pi wish i could put all that neat stuff in my profile.but i’m poor so i can’t.wanna donate to the valerie-needs-money-to-upgrade-her-diary fund?*wink* *wink *nudge* *nudge* :)xo

Oh dear god, and HOW did you come up with that DEFINATELY alternative method of medicine?

So I was watching Sue Johanson who does a sex show on cable. Some guy called in about foreskin restoration and she said there was a device out there that would do it but she couldn’t remember the name. I sat there yelling, “TUGGY!” at the TV for you.

How the HELL do you get the time to write so much and reply to all these notes? ^^

I’m digging the ass shaking on the profile.

oobi

April 3, 2004

my mum seriously used to believe sneezes were orgasms until the age of 35 or something. Poor cow. I’ve known orgasms were orgasms since I was 12. fabu-lus.

I like your profile 🙂

Mmmm. Your sneeze sounded just as good as a great orgasm.