Timmy

April 1, 2004

Minimal Phallic Declarations.

When I was six, I got nakie with another boy, and we more or less amused ourselves with our nude bodies. I noticed my penis was longer than his, however slight of a difference it was. I did not suddenly think I was well-hung. Nor did I suddenly identify him as my small-dicked friend. My observation was in league with noticing one has longer fingers than another.

For many years now, I’ve been proliferating the lie, albeit very badly, that I have a small penis. My logic is quite simple. If I declare that I am well hung, suddenly, I have something to prove. I will force others to judge me based on my declaration of penis size. There will be those that won’t believe me. After all, isn’t it stereotypical for guys to overestimate their length, much the same way girls pad their bras? At least in my own mind, I have a conception of the guy who declares his large size as a means for commanding respect. One who declares said size simply because he has nothing else to offer.

So I downplay. I don’t want a girl dating me for my penis. I’m more than a penis, god damn it, and I want a girl who’d stay with me even if I was minimally endowed. It’s a different kind of confidence to go out into the world and feel comfortable letting others think you’ve got the smallest dick in the world. And if anybody challenges the fact that I have a small penis, they’ll learn, oh daRn, I don’t. So I’ll be validated.

…But I’m not small. It’s an outright lie, except in some cases of shrinkage. In which case I don’t psychologically assault myself because, hey, I have a small penis, and nothing is different in the world. But for those non-shrinkage occasions, I can look down and notice, “Hey, what do you know, I don’t have a small penis!”

And yes, I realize that this philosophy is simply the inverse of the “I’ve got a big cock!” philosophy, and still works within the scheme that size actually matters. I consider it a means to an end, and a way to work within the system; I’d hate to advocate that penis size actually matters. I didn’t sell out, I bought in.

It’s all bullshit rhetoric. I don’t really believe I have a small penis. I know the truth, I’m not that stupid. It’s just fun to fuck with the system.

fairycakes

April 2, 2004

My penis is tiny.

*laughs* I remember saying something to you like “you liar! That’s not small.” Or something equally off the wall. Heh. <3

at least you have one.poor me, im penisless :o(but i have tits and you dont!woot. thats a plus eh?

ryn;; *hands you tissue*bless you :oP

Clever! I’d much rather find out a guy lied about being small, than being big! What a pleasant suprise that would be! I can just imagine a girl rippin off your pants and staring at it like a sack of diamonds. Or maybe thats just how much I adore the male penis? Yes? No? It can be a beautiful thing if it’s up to par. 🙂

Phedre

I think this is good… Every guy I’ve ever known that said he was big was either malinformed or had no concept of size. My boyfriend told me he was average and he had no idea either, lol, he’s much bigger than that! In general, I think it’s better to claim to be smaller for that reason. Unless you’re freakin’ huge, then she probably needs to know.

WOOT! that would be like being told you are getting 5 bucks only to find out you relly get 50!

My penis has low mileage, yet is no longer a rag-top, as all penii should be. Heh. Well.

fully caffeinated

You’re a loon.

Desert Rein

I have a MONSTER COCK. Seriously. HUGE. Porn star all the way.

Penis… Just tell people to take a look them selves then whip it OUT~

Godless Sodomite

thats quite an entertaining philosophy. i like it. i too would be greatly surprised if a guy lied about it being small and it turned out to be freakin huge.

haha, you are great!

You mean, you’re more than a penis, right? I don’t think many girls would date a guy they didn’t like just for their penis…however, I’m not most girls. And it certainly does help, although it’s not the deciding factor.

right on man. it takes a confident man to annouce the fact that hes got a small penis. major props to you :

Wende

I’d like to see your penis.

My penis is too small.

Mizzle

Haha you are a fecking genius. Well done. Take care. 🙂

brooke.yo

VAGINA

That was almost funny.

Hmm. I dont know any girl that would date a guy because of penis size, except me, only because I was with a guy that had a penis the size of my thumb(and I have small hands), I couldnt live with that for the rest of my life so I dumped him.. it disturbed me too much. Infact I only shagged him once and when it got heavy I knew I couldnt turn back cuz I knew he’d know that I knew he was small.. eek.

and that size was erect by the way… even more scary.

oobi

April 3, 2004

i like small penises just as much as I like giant penises. Size matters not to this gaggy elf. yes your penis is loverly. you know it, i know it, we all know it 😀 MMMMMM.

You know, I am one those females who really doesn’t care about penis size. You know, when I find a man, I’ll be living with the man forever and his penis will go limp after so many years, you know!! Yeah, a man is much more than a penis. hehehe.

I now fulley understand why my ex boyfriend used to always tell me he was small. When I first saw his penis I was like-“Ok I was not expecting that. Thats actually pretty massive.” So Your method does work, trust me. Feel free to use it on me anytime,babe.