Not that bad, yet.

I saw this coming last night. Yesterday afternoon, even. That precursory dry throat is slowly turning itself into a sore throat. I don’t know, I just feel kinda blah. I’m well enough to GOTO class, so I will. Well. Unless my stomach feels weak in the dining hall. I doubt that will happen, I should be fine. If I’m not, oh well, I’ll live. Unless I’m one of the first to contract The Bush Plague. Personal Protein Spill Terrorism!

I’m the type of person that mildly enjoys getting sick. Shakes things up a bit. When you’re sick, who can care about everything else? At least, in terms of self-loathing. It reminds me, “Wow, I’m not sick most of the time!” Plus, it’s a great way to lose weight. I have a figure to maintain, after all. Maybe The Plague Diet is right for you!

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April 2, 2004

I asked you to marry me, I didn’t ask if I could become your grandmother. But yeah, sure, why not.

April 2, 2004

Ooh, I am also ill. Sore throat + headache etc and I already lost about 4 pounds. Go me. Lol.

April 2, 2004

You caught The Plague from my boobies. Sorry.

April 2, 2004

Sometimes it feels kind of good to be sick because it’s an excuse not to give a shit about anything, to just exist for awhile.

April 2, 2004

ryn: yes she would be this is why i blurred out her cooch. 😛

April 2, 2004

hmm. i feel like that all the time. the just existing, not giving a shite about whats going on, with a f*ck the world attitude and all that.

April 2, 2004

Mister.

Youre pretty Hot. Actually, really hot. Feel better!

April 2, 2004

GET BACK SICK PERSON! I’ll email you some chicken soup, but the hell if I’m gonna bring you any and catch your germs. Germs are EVIL! *dons face mask*

April 2, 2004

Ooh, ooh! You can join the sick club! I just did! *hands you a membership card*

April 2, 2004

I hate being sick. Any kind of sick. I always get paranoid, and bitchy. The Plague diet works. When I was really sick over christmas I lost 10 pounds in 4 days. I just realized that’s kinda pathetic XOXOXO

grab some chicken soup, green tea, and some good movies. Works wonders for me! And I don’t know if you like running, but my all-to-fit Dad tells me that sweating out the germs is another way to rid your system of them. Or maybe this could be an excuse to have some really wild sex? He didn’t say you had to RUN to sweat…mmm the possibilities… good luck!

Ummm, I’ve seen you almost nakie and you don’t need to lose any weight. Truly.

April 3, 2004

if you stopped sucking so much cack, your throat wouldn’t hurt *grin*