Matrix = Gay.

“I don’t know if you’re ready to see what I want to show you.” – Morpheus

That statement just screams gayness. Hell, I barely need to parody the movie, it does a fine job making fun of itself! If it weren’t for that whole sleep thing, I’d probably write the rest of the next entry. I’m getting stuck in boring dialogue. I might just breeze past it and uh yeah. *laughs*

I forget if I’ve stated this openly enough, but I hate Morpheus. He just. I can’t stand him. Mister Anderson is only tolerable in the first movie because, well, because he sucks! “Wow, he really got his ass beat there.” In Reloaded, he was Jesus, and you knew there was no chance he was going to lose a fight.

Let’s face it, the only character in which any amount of actually character is Agent Smith. Morpheus seems like a token role, and stays pretty much within his bounds. Trinity is Mister Anderson’s bitch. Most of the people in the first movie die? Cipher had some bite to him. Tank was Arnold. If they created an “Agent Smith Mob” show, or something, I’d watch it. “Watch Agent Smith try to defeat Mister Anderson, every week!”

Hurrah for quality high-budget crap. Maybe I’ll GOTO bed now and stop wasting entries.

Addendum: Oh, and everybody should say HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPEN DIARY or something. Check the about, it states the following:

The Open Diary

OD is now five years old. Won’t be long before it starts a regular masturbation schedule and demands to move out from over Bruce’s garage.

[nana nicotine]

October 25, 2003

Maria*grins* oh, I am amazed; maybe you could be able to create a character way much more deep and needful than Morpheus, or you could even imagine something more original than the first idea of matrix. if you are going to criticise, first take in account all your lacks. do not take it as an insult, but as an advise.

Mariaanyways, I will say that your point in the previous entry is completely right, lol I agree with you. take care.

Mariaryn: yeah, I noticed, sorry; but I have just woken up and my senses are not completely awake so uhh… you know =/ take care.

Whoa. Her notes are like…different. *testing*

Hmph.

“I know when I put it it my mouth, the BIGGAYMATRIX is telling me that it is juicy and delicious”. I’d have added “tumescent”, but I didn’t write the script.

But dosen’t Neo look damn hot in those movies?? Wowee!!!!!! =)

I’ve never seen The Matrix. I have never had any desire to.

*giggles* I barely remember one, never saw two, and refuse to go to see three. Screw it. Aw, happy birthday OD. <3

ShatteredSoul

oh yeah! wow opendiary’s birthday is the day after mikhails… and mikhail’s is the day after my cousin joy’s… and… i need to find someone with a birthday on the 22nd, still.

woo hoo. Happy birthday open diary. Should we have a party? I know….we’ll make it fun for everybody. We’ll have an OD birthday party, and everybody has to wear women’s panties. 😉 Okay….maybe that’s really just fun for you. :-p

Kelly

Wow. Her notes are gay. OMG, BIGGAYNOTES. :-

Band Candy

The only thing I like about Neo is his mock-priest coat thingy. I can’t comment on Trinity’s personality. I was too busy staring at her vinyl-clad bootie.