You’ve Got Questions, I’ve Got Answers?

Where do babies come from? [Zombywoof]

Once upon a time, your mom and your dad were horny. So your dad said to your mom, “Yo, bitch, I’d like to tap dat ass.” Your dad inserted tab p into slot v. The moment when the sperm fertilizes the egg is known as conception. The zygote will attach itself to the uterine wall… …Much like a parasite, it leaches vital resources off it’s host, the mother.

So yeah, babies come from Vaginas. Unless you’re bastard c-section kids, like me.

Where do boobies come from?

[Gattaca]

All boobies are descendents of the original GIANTBOOBIESOFDOOM, who now live in symbiosis with human females. Human males will forever be enslaved by them.

why do men find sheep attractive? [vividthoughts]

Men have always enjoyed the company of sheep (and goats, to a lesser extent) since the beginning of human civilization. Even though men may have taken a wife to start a family, his sheep always maintained a higher status. Women may be able to give fellatio, but no man needs to argue with a sheep when he needs satisfaction. Over generations of sheep, they have been breed to be submissive to their master’s needs. Sheep can smell when it’s master needs to be satisfied, making them far superior sexual partners than any woman.

I like sex. [Evil Peanut]

I’m glad. Wait, this wasn’t a question.

Is it wrong that now I’m craving doughnuts? [Karma Girl]

This question was in reference to how I described the female cervix as a “scrunched up donut”. No, it is not wrong to crave donuts. Clearly, this is an expression of your repressed homosexual desires. My advice to you is to find some sweet Aussie punani and GOTO town. Because it’s clear to me that you want to do this which, if I explained, would probably be against Bang Bang’s rules of conduct.

Timmy, why do men kiss and tell?? Is it because they lack self esteem?? [Candy]

First off, I’d need to define kiss and tell. Is that simply doing something physical with somebody and telling somebody afterwards. Well, why is this even a problem? If you kiss somebody, aren’t you going to tell your friends? Or are you refering to bragging? Bluntly, both sexes are guilty of this deed. I can’t make a judgement further without more information.

I also intended to talk about Ray Charles. Here it goes.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
And therefore, God exists.

Most obviously, these statements are rather ambigious. What does “God is love” mean? Does it mean that God is logically equivalent to love? Or that God has the property of love? Is love logically equivalent to blindness? Or does love have the property of blindness?

We know that Ray Charles is not blindness. But, he does have the property of being blind. I tried writing each of those statements in some kind of logical way that would make at least SOME sense. Uh. No. *laughs* The common sense view of each statement would be that God has the property of love. What is to be made of “love is blind”? This is NOT something to be taken literally. It’s a metaphor. Love does not have the property of blindness, in the literal sense.

Yeah. The ‘argument’ is so absurd I’ve lost all will to babble further.