A Prediction.
Someday, within my lifetime, it will be cool to be gay.
Oh sure, laugh at me now. But, consider all other social taboos which have somehow been in vogue. Anal sex, anybody? It’s rather strange to me that it WAS so taboo at some time. I don’t really give it a second thought. (Honestly, I have no desire to put my weiner up a girl’s bum. I like keeping my weiner clean.) But. Porn cracks me up. “Okay, IN THE POOPER!”
Okay, okay, silly example. I have a better one. The wigga phenomenon is rather curious to me. It just makes me go, “…Why?” Of course white people aren’t actually being black. It’s more that it’s popular (or so it seems) to adopt the secondary cultural characteristics of said people. (Where the primary characteristic of blacks is simply the color of their skin.)
Don’t girls like gay guys anyway? Maybe it’ll be in vogue to .. actually, I don’t know jack shit about gay culture. Mostly because I think culture in itself is bullshit. (But, nevermind that.) But yeah. Maybe guys will adopt some secondary cultural characteristics of being gay in an effort to score some punani. (Makes complete sense. Act gay to confirm your straightness.)
Then the church will condemn the outbreak of psuedo-gayness as proof that the Gay Conspiracy is true and that our young truely are “turning gay”. But hey, the church condemns a lot of things.
Or not. Fine, whatever. I never said I knew what I was talking about. It’s all speculation. But, mark my words. Um. GAYNESS WILL … something something. Yes. *nods decisively*
Addendum: I don’t have a TV. You’ll be hard pressed to convince me that it’s safe to be gay. (Safe, as in society’s acceptance of homosexuality.)
Addendum 2: I’m just a little skeptical of society’s tolerance, lest we forget Matthew Sheppard.
Ha. It already is cool. That’s like making a prediciton about something that is already happening, you silly, silly boy.
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heh… I like this entry. very very eeeeentaresting… (yeah, that was supposed to be a funky accent of some sort). Just stoppin by, saw you on the front page.
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lol
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*nods* Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. It’s already here. But that’s not a bad thing, no no. Guys somehow seem less threatened for a gay guy to tell them they should cut those nose hairs or “manscape” than if a woman told them.
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Being gay is already trendy. Do you live in a small town? I forgot to mention earlier – girls who say they prefer men with circumcized penises are no better than guys who say they prefer girls with fake breasts.
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“It’s all speculation.” dude i so wrote an entry in my deadjournal that had a paragraph or two or three basically saying that everything was speculation. *smirk* the gay fad. i’d like to see that.
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I think a lot of people have gay tendencies anyways… and as far as a guy “acting” gay to attract some punani, I’ve seen that happen too, but they don’t usually get far. Panties update: They were shipped from Phoenix, AZ. on 10/14…..so they are on their way 😀
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A lot of people already think it’s cool to be gay. I don’t know that i’ve ever met a guy like that. (Although I did think my friend Maxx was just acting gay for a time) But in high school there were so many bi-sexual or lesbian girls. And a lot of the were just doing it for attention.
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I think the first step in this trend is going to be the phrase “built like a gay guy.” Think about it; gay guys being huge is becoming a stereotype. Pretty soon, people will start talking about it. “Hey… do you think he’s… y’know…?” “Gay? Yeah, I mean, he benches like 450!” “450?! Wow, that is REALLY gay…” Eventually, “built like a gay guy,” will enter the American vernacular.
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have you heard of the term “metrosexual”? Its’ a guy who knows fashion, wine, and culture but is straight.
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It’s already happening. But trust me, you east coaster, anal sex is still very very taboo in most places.
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I adore your random thoughts like this. You always seem to see things in a new perspective. Or maybe I’m just naive and it’s new to me. Either way, you’re a great read. Love always,
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Gay guys are awesome. I actually would rather hang with gay guys over straight. But thats just me. I’m practicly an all gay girl so never you mind my opinions. Nothing wrong with gays though =)
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And now, you miss the point.
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“Safe”? Probably no safer than being straight. :/ And I know some chicks who really dig on the anal sex, while I’ve met gay men who don’t like it at all, preferring oral sex as their chosen method of stimulation.
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this is a note. *nods*
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in metropolitan areas, it can be very cool to be gay. lord knows it’s cool for girls to be bi on the college scene. (and no, i’m not complaining- i’m bi and in college.) but maybe, just maybe, in rural oklahoma gayness will be cool. we can hope, right? xoxo,
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I believe it’s “cool to be gay” now.
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Girls do like gay guys, which is why we now have the emergence of the “metrosexual,” the straight guy who is secure enough to adopt “gay” traits like good grooming and being comfortable with his emotions. We don’t like them for being gay, after all — we like them because we can communicate with them easier and they keep themselves up better.
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Re: Anal Sex Oh, I know. You hadn’t added the bit about society’s acceptance at the time of my note, and I assumed by “safe” you were referring to the safety of their sexual practices.
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It’s already cool to be gay, especially if you possess the fabled gay designer/master chef/head gardener genes. When I was single, some of my most fun nights out were with a bunch of gay men – we’d drink a bit, scope out the bar, and play ‘boxers or briefs’. Loads of bitchy fun.
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