Timmy™
October 14, 2003

I Did Not Write About Overusage Of Words. : (

Status Report

    Wearing: Dancing girls shirt. GOd damn, I need to go home and get more clothes, I can’t keep rewearing the same things over and over again! Uh. Cords. *checks* Blue and red checkered boxers. charcoal socks. And my Tuggy.

    Stereo is blasting: Jumbo – Underworld

    Last ate: Cheerios and Frosted Mini Wheats (separately, with whole milk), Five Alive

    Last round of masturbation: Last night. Geez, people, I can’t masturbate in class. I’m not female.

    Entry Start Time: 5:30 PM

    Based on Esther’s “Senses”.

I called the Minor a few minutes ago and left a message. I’ve noticed that I have this thing about not specifically leaving my name. If I call home, I’ll say, “Hi mom, it’s that kid you gave birth to 19 years ago…” For The Minor, I believe I said, “Hi, it’s that kid with the hat and the pigtails.” Seems to describe me accurately. She already knows my voice. So. Yeah. I said I was calling to check her pulse and that she doesn’t need to call me back. Well. She doesn’t. Besides, saying so frees me from that old habit of waiting around the phone. Yeah, even if I don’t mean to, I will. One way or another.

I noticed something in the Daily Targum. Which just. Made me .. I’ll type it out.

Does your mood fall when the leaves do?

When the leaves turn color, do you:

  • Slow down
  • Need more sleep
  • Have trouble concentrating
  • Feel like a hibernating bear
  • Feed SAD

If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, you may suffer from winter depression, or Seasonal Affective Disorder. Men and Women at least 18 years old are needing to particulate in a clinical research study…

I read that and said out loud (on the bus, I might add), “Seasonal Affective Disorder? Damn, some people are really fucked up.”

Hey, I’m just that kind of person.

Another time I was on the bus today, there happened to be two girls sitting behind me. At first I was going to think about how ditzy I sound when I talk about my hair. But then I noticed something else. I actually had to look for it to really notice it: Excessive use of the word “like”. We’re all guilty of it, one way or another. There’s just those moments when we say, “So, he was like..”, instead of bothering to use some vocabulary and say, “So, he said..” or “So, he was acting…”

Personally, I think I’m guilty of overusage of the phrase “of course”. I tried using the search diary thingie to see what i could find, but it wouldn’t accept whole phrases. For example, plugging in simple of course will work. But, plugging in “of course” will be searching for, literally of with a quotation to the left and course with a quotation to the right. Nevermind my qualms with it’s lack of compatibility with boolean operators.

I’m reminded of the entry Mister Woof wrote about when he counted the number of times somebody said “shit”. If you actually sit and listen to people… damn, they say that shit a lot!

Hmm. I just noticed that when that can fell on the floor, it landed.. upright. Curious.

I seem to dislike writing short entries. I either try to hit the char limit, or do something cryptic. At least, in these so-called personal entries. Whatever. I thought I could babble about overusage of certain words and how we get used to hearing them, but eh, I don’t feel like it.

Hurrah for panties. End of story.

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Panties?? They’re on there way…are you going to ejaculate on me again?? *laughs* Love pigtails 😀

Is that you?????????????? I can’t wait until they get there!!!!!! Holy Shit!!! *laughs*

First note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoopeeeee!!!

Seasonal affective disorder is a real thing. You may think it’s messed up, but there are both chemical and psychological reasons for its existence.

Evil Peanut
October 15, 2003

That girl has eczema! :O And a belly ring…and big flabby things that come out when she lays down… Oh my God that could be me.

kooop
October 15, 2003

i bet my entire diary would come up if i searched for “irate.” not a bad shot of the girl. her feet are less than flattering though. not that mine are… i just don’t allow pix of them.

kooop
October 15, 2003

oh. not that you care, but i did check. and it was only 108/1058 that have “irate” in them. i thought i used it more often than that. damn.

'Rella
October 15, 2003

Happy 666th entry. Be well,

ShatteredSoul
October 15, 2003

*laughs endlessly* timmy and his panties obsession. and his obsession with semi-ambiguity. *blink* does that make sense? i dont even know.

stephie lee
October 15, 2003

I…I don’t know what I think about that picture at all. Love always,

Haha, that’s awesome that it’s your 666th entry. I’m on 9/4/2001. What a second. I was just on January of 2003. Hmm, Ok, i’m back to January.

I see I see, now i’m at 3/20/2003. Almost to the point where I started reading. Well i’m not really sure when I started reading. I tried to figure it out earlier but it just wasn’t working.

The whole reason I started reading all of your entries was to get all of your Timmy pictures. But I haven’t across but a few yet. I like reading though. I’ll admit I haven’t read every entry though. That would take a long time.

Ok, I saved that before I meant to. I was going to tell you that I wanted the pictures you spoke of in your private not on my diary. I shall masturbate to them this weekend when my room mate is gone.

laerima
October 15, 2003

hhmm. i forget what i was going to say. cheese? i probably say that to much. whiskers. yup. hugs,

You and your panty fascination. <3

Josephine
October 15, 2003

Real female bodies are neat.

RYN: Agreed. It’s terrible….everything is turning into a “disorder” these days. 🙁

Scorpio Frost
October 15, 2003

I was expecting a bullethole in her twat. *disappointed* Rown. =

ryn- Yeah, after I wrote that I looked a little more closely at the picture and realized it wasn’t you… The first thing I saw was, half naked, and panties… What can I say, I’ve been thinking about seing you in panties too often, that’s all I’m seing!! *laughs*

Well, shit. I use the phrase “I understand” a great deal. I almost never mean it. It’s a filler phrase – what I really mean is, “I am passionately indifferent to your situation”.

Jeez. Warn a person first before you last me with pictures of chicks in their undies! :-p

Meginsanity
October 15, 2003

I don’t have any undies that look like that. ryn: Well, nothing ever will last long if you keep that attitude. Optimism roX0rz

I’m done. I’ve read all 666 entries. Well, not read all of them, but looked at them all. My fingers are numb and cold and my pointer finger is cramping from the mouse wheel. But it was worth it. I’ve got 53 Timmy Pictures. Ok, i’m going to defrost my fingers.

Moneypenny
October 15, 2003

RYN: If you like SA, it will provide hours of mindless entertainment and suck your soul away: http://forums.somethingawful.com

colige_grajuit
October 15, 2003

Happy 666th entry. 🙂

!Guero
October 15, 2003

OH my. Thanks be to jeebus I’m a gay, just cuz that was deserving of a homomoment.

Pham
October 15, 2003

Indeed.

I can masturbate in class? Whoaaaaaa……

Over Dose
October 16, 2003

The things you think about differ from my own thoughts, for example, I would never think of the over usage of words. But now that you mentioned it, I’m thinking of what word I would of over used the most. Thanks for giving me something to think about.

vividthoughts
October 16, 2003

funny, is it pimpette, or Clit-ette? hehe…my clit a pimp? that a funny ass thought. hehe. Im the P-I-M-P! it takes brains to juggle more than one man damnit! men do it all tha time! lol…and yes, you said it on my friend Alexis’s diary, and i fell out my chair laughing… good grief…

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