BIGGAYDAN Strikes Back, Part V: The Big Prom

The blasting of Metallica drowned out most conversations. They were in the middle of a mosh pit, apparently. Kivudet spotted the band on stage, and went in the opposite direction. Clear, he saw TRENTS+EIN and Martino sitting at a table. He grabbed a chair and sat down. He noticed TRENTS+EIN and Martino wearing tuxedos. He was wearing one, himself.

“So. This must be The Big Prom.”

“Sure looks like it.” Martino spotted a girl coming his way. “Um. Yeah, you know what happens by now.”

Kivudet watched Martino run off as a herd of girls chased him. “You’re going to die, TRENTS+EIN. Do you fear death?”

TRENTS+EIN was busy eating some food that was sitting on the table. He swallowed what he was eating. “Well, ever since my near-death experience, I’ve been really free.”

Kivudet nodded. He looked around, wondering from what direction BIGGAYDAN would strike.

TRENTS+EIN continued his thought, “For example, I don’t watch my weight anymore. I don’t really care how many calories is in this chocolate cake. Mmm, damn this is good stuff.”

Kivudet looked at TRENTS+EIN. “TRENTS+EIN, where’s your insulin?”

He looked up. “Holy shit, I don’t know!” He began to cry and flung himself onto the table, narrowly missing the chocolate cake. “I’m going to die a slow, horrible, painful death!”

“Not if I the DOUBLEDONGOFVENGEANCE can help it.” BIGGAYDAN appeared and smacked TRENTS+EIN on the back of the head with his DOUBLEDONGOFVENGEANCE. He grabbed TRENTS+EIN by the hair and dragged him off. Kivudet paused. Does he really want to save TRENTS+EIN? He looked at the chocolate cake TRENTS+EIN was eating. He pulled it towards himself and started eating it.

Martino appeared, with his tuxedo tattered and his hair messed up. He stumbled over to Kivudet and sat down. He was out of breath. “He.. phew. um. You’ll…”

“Never believe what happened?”

“Yeah.. Hey, where’s TRENTS+EIN?”

“Oh, BIGGAYDAN dragged him away. He’ll be dead, soon.”

“Why didn’t you go after him?”

“Do I look like a hero to you?”

Martino nodded. He noticed the chocolate cake and started eating it with a fork. He started sniffing the air. “Do you smell that?”

“Smells like something’s burning.”

Right then, TRENTS+EIN’s flaming body fell from the ceiling and onto the table. (Making the chocolate cake now inedible.) Kivudet and Martino almost fell backwards trying to get away. They noticed his arms and legs where missing. The flames set off the sprinkler system, which sprayed blood on everybody.

Kivudet looked at Martino. “I believe Timmy would have said something to the effect of.. ‘Damn. That shit’s wack.”