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August 14, 2003

That would be so boring.

August 14, 2003

I mean, I’d die if my penis fell off.

August 14, 2003

You dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass. I love it.

August 14, 2003

THE ANTS! OH GOD THE ANTS!!!!

you are not past your sexual prime…you’re like right in the middle to end. I mean…really, now.S*J

August 15, 2003

you hit your sexual prime and only kissed three girls?? come on timmy i think we know you better than that 😉 youre just getting started im sure. and if your penis falls of, can i have it?? im sick of boys.

August 15, 2003

fuck you!!! im on my laptop at three fifteen in the middle of my house and i click on your OD contents page and it starts yelling “dumbass!” at me!! bah! it took me like five dumbasses to figure out how to mute the thing. so here is a big NYAH for contents pages that talk :-p***

August 15, 2003

and why won’t OD let us say fuck???? so much for freedom of speech. first amendment what? fuckity fuck fuck fuckity. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DM??? ooh I’m going to get my ass deleted…. shitdamn.

Does that mean you’re Sexually secondary? Or Tertiary?

August 15, 2003

Your dick gets bigger after you pass your prime. —

August 15, 2003

You just can’t get it hard anymore. (Just kidding!) —

By the way, I’ve just noticed the quote. It should all be in Capitals with a picture of a naked chick on a Harley. Goethe Doesn’t abbreviate. Each Letter is as important, No more important than the others. No. as important.

August 15, 2003

Where do you get that silly conclusion? Hope for your sake it dosen’t fall off.

You’re only 19 sweetie!!!! Trust me…..you haven’t reached your sexual prime yet!! The older you get the more experimenting you do, now those are good times 🙂

Actually it is said that a man’s sexual prime is in his early 20’s, and the woman’s sexual prime is in the early 30’s. That’s mother nature for you.

August 15, 2003

at least it doesn’t hurt…like it does 6 months later when your balls shrivel up.

August 15, 2003

HTML IS easy, but not when you want to do something, and you’re not sure where to find the info on how to do it. If you can’t find information out of it, its not like you can just pull it out of your ass, you know.

Silly question, but what’s a Sybok? The name’s so familiar…

And no. Aimee wouldn’t make a very good housewife.

You can’t be past your sexual prime. 🙂 And if you were, and your penis fell off, could I put it in a jar? lol I think that would be creepy. Then we could send it to Pandora. lol

August 15, 2003

I got a note from Timmy? THE Timmy? ButtBomb Timmy? What an honor. And it your penis falls off, do you suppose it will grow back like a lizard’s tail?

August 15, 2003

hahaha