First Survey of This Diary.. So…*SNIFF* Proud

Ever killed somebody?: Not yet…

Ever wanted to kill somebody?: Far too many times… none of them seriously though…maybe                                         

Did you succeed?: Didn’t try.

How many people do you want to kill?: There’s a few I’d like to see sod off, but thats but not kill!                                    

Are you going to?: I doubt it!                                                                                                                                                                 

Why?: Because prison isn’t a fun game

What’s the temperature outside?: Too hot by far! 

What time is it?: 23:33pm

Are you home alone?: Nup, I’m in my office- executive lifestyle!!!!                                                                                       

Are you eating something?: Some fresh cherries from the greengrocers! YUM! 

Does anything on your body itch?: Not right now! 

Did you stop to scratch it?: Would have proven difficult 

Is the itch gone?: What itch? 

Do you have another itch:  Do you have some sort of perverse obsession with minor discomfort?                              

If yes where?: I don’t have one!!!!! 

Did you stop to scratch it?: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGH!!!!

What colour is your hair?: Dark Brown

What colour are your eyes?: Grey-green

Are you a male?: Yes (The shame!!!!!) 

Are you an alien?: Not usually! 

Are you human?: Yes…. Wish otherwise sometimes though 

Are you female?: Not as far as I’m aware!!!! 

Do you want to be on Star Wars?: Not hugely! 

Do you want to be on any science fiction tv show?: Ummm, does Lord of the Rings count? 

Do you even know what I’m saying?: I assume so!

Can you read?: No, all of my answers thus far are just random key presses. You caught me out! Damn.

Are you in college?: God no! 

Are you in high school?: Been there 

Are you in Jr. High?: Done that! 

Are you in Elementary school?: Got the T-shirt (I stole it from lost property) 

Pre-school?: The tricycles are such fun…

Have you ever had a crush on somebody of the same sex?: Kina…

Ever had a crush on your teacher?: Miss Herdman *Dreamy Sigh* 

Are you homosexual?: No.

Are you bi-sexual?: No!

If you had to choose a career in being a stripper or a Playboy poster girl which would you choose?: Playboy would mean I’d spent a fortune on a sex change op, so I could manage stripping as it’s cheaper to organise!!!            

Have you ever stripped?: Yes, it’s compulsory for bathing. 

Have you ever been in Playboy?: Not as far as I know!!! It’s amazing what drink can do though… 

What do you really wanna be when your older?: Alive would be a good start. 

Do you paint your nails?: When I’m having one of my gothic turns. 

Do you paint your toenails?: Nup.

Do you use body glitter?: Not ever. I HATE glitter. Bloody spangles of Satan. 

Do you use body paint?: No.

Do you spray body spray or perfume anywhere below the waist?: If I drop the spray maybe!

Ever bought something from Victoria’s Secret?: Hell no!

Do you use/wear it?: N/A

Have you ever done sexual favours for money?: Not become that hard up (no pun) yet! 

Ever wanted to?: Never while sober! 

Ever been offered?: I was once propositioned in a bar once. By a man! Ugh… 

Do you go to school everyday?: Don’t have to, its over now!

Do you get good grades?: I did yes! 

Do you have a crush on another student?: I did, yeah! 

Did they like you back?: I hope so- she was my girlfriend!

What was their name?: Ali (Sound of violent vomiting) 

Want me to stalk them for you?: Yeah, why not! 

Are you listening to music?: I am! 

What are you listening to?: Afterglow (Of Your Love): The Small Faces! Great 1960’s band!

Do you wear jewellery?: Yup

A lot of it?: Not really! 

Is it real?: Well, if I’m wearing it I guess it has to be real, or it wouldn’t exist! D’uh! 

Are you a pyro?: Not all the time! 

Do you light things on fire for fun?: Bonfires, matches, lighters people! Wait, Ijust meant to think the last part! 

Do you do it often?: No, the lighter fluid costs a fortune! 

Are you tired of this survey?: I’m tired Fullstop!

Do you like yourself?: Not often!

Do you want to die?: Nup- that stage is thoroughly passed!

Are you on anti-depressants?: No! 

Do you go to a head doctor?: I used to. I fired them all- bar-stewards one and all!

Do you like head doctors?: No. They all seem far too big headed!

Do people piss you off?: Some of them *coughGeorgeBushcough* 

Do I piss you off?: I’m sure you’re lovely really! 

Do you piss yourself off?: Hell yes! 

Do you masturbate?: Who doesn’t if they’re honest! 

Do you want to?: Not at this precise point in time, what with being at work and all! 

Are you now?: See above. 

Ever had sex?: Yes.

Want to?: At some point in my life that would be a bonus, yes! 

Are you a self-mutilator?: No. Used to be a bit self violent but have calemed with age. Like wine. Not that new wine

is violent. As far as I know! An experiment is in order methinks! 

What do you do?: Mutilation-wise or ever? I do lots of stuff!

THE END