Carolyn rocks like an rocking thing!

Entry number 2 then…

I am now a lord of the plce I work, king of all I survey!!!!! Well, I have some keys…

I love keys! such a power trip. Unless they’re for your house. I have house keys… they are dull. well, they shine actually, but I mean dull as in unexciting, not as in unsparkly. Eh-hem!

Nice to see my diary my new diary has made such waves on the internet! At time of writing I have zero notes! Tom, you are one AMAZING continued heap of boredom! HURRAH!!!!! Anyhoo, I’m very very bored with my life… like spending a twenty one year holiday with a group of German dictionary salesmen…

Or something like that…

God, my typing and entertaining skills are awful… I’ll have to practice!

Buh-bye now!

Tom

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