Date Rape poem

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Lois Lane is sound asleep
Laying in a dress of red
Tuckered out and very tired
So she’s laying in my bed
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Jimmy Olsen is my name
And I am just a guy
No tights, no cape, no bulging undies…
And I cannot fly
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For years I’ve watched and years I’ve loved
Miss Lois from afar
But goddamn Superman
He saved her from a burning car
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I thought, “That’s it, my luck is gone
I haven’t got a chance
With Superman looking out for her
I’ll never get in her pants
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As I was working late tonight
She crept up to my door
Her legs and butt and sexy voice
They made my hormones roar
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I asked her quick if she would like
To get something to eat
And she said “Yes” and we went to
The place across the street
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My lust was hot and loud and wild
I couldn’t even think
And then I slipped some date-rape drugs
Into her ice cold drink
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So now she’s laying in my bedroom
As I walk on glass
My name is Jimmy Olsen
And Superman’s gonna kick my ass.
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I wrote this a couple nights ago, totally spontaneously while chatting with someone. Don’t ask how or why I thought of it, cause I don’t know.

Before you say anything, I’m aware that it has a trace of Spin Doctors to it (who wrote a song called The Jimmy Olsen Blues), but I think this is a little different. Anyhow, hope you liked it.

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haha..funny..i like it alot

November 11, 2004

Wow… LMAO Christopher Reeve is rolling in his grave right now… Too funny:) Saw you on random and just thought I’d drop my 2 cents…

ehhhhh only a guy will think like that LOL ryn: it refers to a bible passage actually. 😛

November 11, 2004

Oooh… I like the Last Masquerade. 🙂 I think you just named it.

wow. Rofl. Funny stuff! ohhhh man. lol. You need a hobby. Unless making random funny things is your hobby. Then, you’re doing a great job. lol… silly guy you are.

November 11, 2004

You are silly 🙂 I hope things are good!

It’s funny.

November 12, 2004

lol. nice

November 12, 2004

I like it

November 13, 2004

how cute… or something 😉 Hopefully I’ll see you tonight. I miss ya.

November 20, 2004

LoL, I liked that poem.

December 8, 2004

No offense, but here’s some honest criticism. First of all, I don’t think the subject matter is really that funny. You could make it funnier, I think, if Jimmy actually seduced her instead of raping her. Also, the meter is really, really, really off in places, and I don’t think it would be that hard to improve. If it read better, I think the humor would come across more.