Fluff Ball For Peace
In honor of the Democratic National Convention, which is going on today, I decided to unveil my plan to bring unity to our country.
I find it a little funny how many people who are towards the more liberal side of liberality think that conservatives are angry and hateful. Yet they are the ones who scream bloody murder when talking about the War on Terrorism, when they think anyone is even thinking about giving women anything less than abortions-on-demand, when people talk of cutting back on the massive amounts of money our country spends on social services, or whenever they have a chance to scream about President Bush.
The idea that I had came to me while I was eating dinner and looked down to see my little dog Bubba staring up at me waiting for me to drop him some food (sorry, he wasnt named after Bill Clinton).
This is my plan; clone Bubba and send a free clone to every liberal in the country. That way, when they start to get their undies in a bundle over something and begin to yell, hell whine because it hurts his ears. If theyre really as compassionate as they like to think, theyll stop.
Then theyll look down at their white little ball of ever-happy fluff and think, Geez, I just want to pet that little guy
Maybe all it will do is get them to stop shouting and being angry (how can you stay pissed when youve got a cute little puppy dying for your attention?). Or the time that it takes for them to pause and pet the little guy might give them time to think about things and realize, Yeah, maybe it IS better to make people get jobs than to give them handouts. Or, Maybe there ARE a few things in life that are worth going to war over if we have to. Or even, You know, the United Nations really is a huge group of pansy asses who really do nothing worthwhile. Maybe we really should just tell them to take a flying leap
I call my plan the Fluff Ball For Peace Initiative (or FBFP for short).
Happy conventioning people.
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Life is weighing down on me, killing me inside
Something I could never be will guide me to the new light
Frustrated
Sedated
I pray to myself
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God please
Dont take away from me
The only fucking thing
That I learned to believe
I am becoming the monster
You promised to keep him away
Now I feel like hes living in me.
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Ill Nino