SwIrLy gIrL out on the town

I just arrived back from a just me day of pampering myself. I love having days off just for me, myself and I…Just love it. On most of my days off, I usually have to spend hours upon hours cleaning the house and doing the never ending laundry. I have to entice myself into doing the laundry by buying fancy cleaning products that smell so good. This month I’m using Simple Pleasures Vanilla & Lavender detergent, fabric softner and the matching dryer sheets. My clothes smell so good I hug myself. My husband prefers to stick with the regular Tide apparently my laundry products are too girly for him.

I’m happy to report that no laundry was done today. I started my day off right by eating a huge bowl of Lucky Charms. Such a bad girl! Most days I make myself Quaker Old Fashion Oatmeal with a cup of wild blue berries but not today. I licked the huge bowl clean of every last marshmellow charm as if I have been deprieved of such a delicacy. Growing up with 5 sisters, Mom couldn’t afford the sugar cereal. I haven’t had Lucky Charms in 20 years..as Dr Phil would say “What where you thinnking”. Needless to say, it was a very orgasmic way to start my morning.

Next, I pet my dogs goodbye, as you can see by this pic they could care less about me flying the coup because they were so busy sawing logs. I Heart my dogs. They are getting so fat. I really shouldn’t feed them left over food. I know it is just horrible and I must stop this immediately. My Rottie Tuck waits by the stove every morning/evening for left overs there is nothing on the stove but he associates the stove with food. This is really pathetic. It’s my fault. No more hand outs for the dogs. I need to make him eat his dog food. Husband was thinking that Tuck wasn’t eating the dog food because he could sence that it was contaminated.

I ventured off to the Avanti beauty Salon in the harbor for my beautification of my hairs. I have been feeling so drab lately with my dark, dingy rat nest. I needed a pick me upper cause when you have a bad hair day for two weeks in a row your self esteem gets just as ratty as your hair. I had a new, young stylist who did her magic on me. I wanted to be a little bolder and go blonder. You know what they say “Blondes have more fun” She did her magic on me and I was so excited about my new do I bought a plethora of products to keep it nice: Joico violet conditioner and shampoo, A/G deep cleaning,A/G Spray varnish(makes the hairs shine and Joico softner–I deserve to be spoiled. ($180)

I was really bad today and hate lunch at Mcdonalds. Cheese burger with bacon, super size the fries and a chocolate/banana shake. Totally sinful but no catholic guilt here ($5.62)

Next, I went to the discount disigner store and tried on a handful of clothes just for the fun. Everything looked nice on me from the front but I had a hard time reaching around my back to see my behind. I’m to embarresed to parade out of the fitting room to use the triple mirrors. Is my ass fat is it scranny, do the pants ride up,hang too losely. So much to do when trying on jeans let me tell ya. I ended up buying a cute pair of Be Be Jeans.($88)–Had to have dear husband take photos of my butt when I got home. He really seemed to enjoy taking the pics–believe me you don’t want to see the reject pics.

Now I was in the mood to go to the electric beach AkA: Harbor Breeze Tanning Salon. I signed up for the Tanning Sampler. OMG I never realized how many different types of tanning beds you can choose from The Turbo, the Facial, the SV, BVU beds. I couldn’t make up my mind so I bought one session of each for $38.00. My first tan today was in a SVU Bed. She only gave me 8 MINUTES ! ! !

I’m not tan yet if your wondering

After the whimpy ass tanning session, I walked over to get my nails all pretty. I’m a nail biter I must confess so getting the fake nails looks much nicer. I got the gels I usually get the Acryllics but the young Vietnamese man just insisted I needed the gels–so gels they are.

I was so so so wanting a pedi too but my money was just so so so not in my purse anymore. Burned all my money started with $300.00

just checked my purse and only have 20 bucks and change left over. It was well worth it though creating my own spa day. A massage would have been nice though –I have never had a massage before–the professional kind.

I’m writing this entry and ending my night with a nice glass of Silver Lake Merlot which just happened to be on the middle shelf.

Well the wine is making me sweepy I think I have bored my readers enough already with my ramblings

Have a good weekend.

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