FRIDAY NIGHT PLEASURE

ALZHEIMER’S EYE TEST

Test your eyes

Count every “F” in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…

How many????

ANSWER IS BELOW BUT—YOU HAVE TO READ MY ENTRY FIRST CAUSE I’M IN THAT KIND OF A MOOD

What not to do…..

Instead of watching movie rentals last saturday night at the cabin, BB decided to watch some home video of his kids from many moons ago. It was Kev’s birthday weekend and I must add here it’s his 13th birthday. Yes, I know there are now 2 teenagers I’m responsible for parenting Lordy Lordy–One was bad enough but now two.

GOD HELP ME

Ok back to what I was saying. So we gather the kids around I pop in the first video tape. It wasn’t hard to figure out what year it was, just looking at his x wife with big Big BIG hair I knew it was early Nineties. Now, that I think about it she still has big hair. Craig was about 2 years old Kev and Sami weren’t born yet. BB had long hair!!!! He has no hair now actually he looks much better with no hair. Bald is nice–Gracious I never thought I would be marrying a bald man.

We went through a handful of videos depicting Christmas, Thanksgiving, Craig’s 3rd birthday, and finally the now infamous Halloween Video. The X wife, BB, and Little monster a mean Criag were craving pumpkins an innocent family fun filled night– with the big old camcorder perched on a table video taping this serene scene—until the X gets just a tad silly and starts Girating around the room in an almost-psychotic frenzy. She threatens to lift up her big shirt==I chit younot! I noticed that in all the videos she wore big shirts to hide her much larger asset down below==I’m hanging on the edge of my seat waiting to see some titties when I look over and see the kids hanging off the edge of their seats with eyes as big as saucers! Out of respect for the X — I almost knocked over my chilli dog trying to reach the remote to stop the tape, but ME was too late. BB was in shock and choking on his chilli dog. Low and Behold she snatched her shirt off and jiggled her Sagging tits in all their glory!

Between me and you and you-it wasn’t a purdy picture.

The next day the x came to the cabin for the birthday party. I tried to make my friendly gesture and attempt to hand her off the tapes-“here take these tapes they will be better off in your hands”.

BB blocked my hand off

So people the lesson here is to watch what you video tape you never know who is going to wacth them.

Now your wondering if your smart or not….

……………… 3?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !

In the meantime here is a BIG pic of me from the early 90’s with big hair–it’s scan through the glass because the hair was so big it stuck to the glass–Ha!

*Answer Key

The reasoning behind is….The brain cannot process “OF”.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.