RUBY TUESDAY

<bigNothing really important to write about today-I will chalk it up to Tuesday duldroms. Gawd I really do hate Tuesdays, there is nothing on TV. The only Good TV night is Thursday night Survivor night and I hate to admit this but Survivor is losing its luster. In fact, I’m really surprised it’s in its season. Ok just joshing I don’t even remember what season it’s in one tends to forget these trivial things. especially one who is getting old like me. Gawds I can’t believe I’m 41 years old and never married to bout!!! Ok, can’t help but notice the ring on my finger. I do plan on getting married just can’t take the first step in finding a venue for the wedding.

note to self worry about this next month and move the wedding up to September

Last week I got motivated to get back at my honey. Every night he sits in his brown leather recliner and pours over Craigslist. It tickles him pink to check out all the girls skimpily dressed: escorts, drama queens, he/she’s.,fluffy girls, anorexic girls.

I’m so so .v. sorry I introduced him to this INFAMOUS CRAIGSLIST–He is like the thrid wheel in our relationship.

So, I decided to include a picture of him on rants and raves section with me raving about him. I titled the blurb SEXY in my eyes *pic*. I waiting and waiting, almost encouraging him to play on his computer. I had school girl excitement, about ready to burst at the seams. Finally! I was On my knees checking out what he was drooling over. I know his pattern he always checks out the postings with pics so I quickly scrolled down where I could plain as day see my entry was third in line. My heart was pounding when he came to my posting— BINGO there he was on the Internet in all his glory!!! It took him back, at first he didn’t understand how on earth his pic was on craigs list–in the rant and rave section. I kissed him and told him I thought he was sexy and wanted all to see.check it out

here is a secret between me and you: I got a ton of email from gay men who thought my man was indeed sexy and a few women that preferred the dog over my man. Oh, well to each it’s own.–I trust you to keep this between me and you. .k.

Just out of the blue while rummaging through an antique store I thought about KATHIE LEE GIFFORD. Remember the Regis and Katie Lee show on NBC at 9am. I was wondering what on earth happened to her, no more extravagant Christmas specials, no more cds, no more REGIS, no more Kathie Lee. I’m unabashly admitting to you all that I thought she was hip chic in her hay day. I really think she was handed a raw deal and was ousted out of tvdom–long live Kathie lee–. Geesh that felt good to get that out.

==news flash== Wishing someone would rescue me from this teenager that resides here with us. He just opened up an entire costco size box of Mazzarella Sticks and placed them into the oven doesn’t even read the directions, oblivious that his dad is making bbq chicken on the grill. Oh–and he makes Mac&Cheese by pouring everything into the pan at once-nevermid the proper order of things like boil the water first than add the noodles, the drain the noodles, than put back into the pan to add the butter, milk and cheese packet. He is in a NOW world!!

Ok there–back to the Waltons–JOHNBOY IS GETTING THE CHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM……..

PS: Photos are from Webshots