BAH HUMBUG

Where are you Christmas

Why can’t I find you

Why have you gone away

Where is the laughter

You used to bring me

Why can’t I hear music play

My world is changing

I’m rearranging

Does that mean Christmas changes too

Where are you Christmas

Do you remember

The one you used to know

I’m not the same one

See what the time’s done

Is that why you have let me go

Christmas is here

Everywhere, oh

Christmas is here

If you care, oh

If there is love in your heart and your mind

You will feel like Christmas all the time

I feel you Christmas

I know I’ve found you

You never fade away

The joy of Christmas

Stays here in silence

Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you Christmas

Fills your heart with love

FAITH HILL

10 Things I hate about Christmas

SELL SELL BUY BUY

9Red and green red and green everywhere

8Trite,corny, crappy Christmas songs played over and over again. enough of — “Rocking around the Christmas tree”

7HO HOHo who really laughs like that

6I hate the world X-mas–it takes the true meaning away from CHRISTmas

5Gettingt Christmas cards with no note just a signature and worse yet having to read the lengthy brag holiday letters The nerve of some people who cares if you got a $25,000 bonus

4 stupid Christmas sweaters with blinking lights-Gag me with a spoon

3 I’m so looking forward to going to my Chirstmas party at work I hear that the maintenance guy is going to do Kill-a-roke. It’s no wonder Bigboy has opted out of attending this grand occasion with me. I must add that the party will be held in the chapel. So fitting for a X-mas party

2 Watching on the news that Baby Jesus was stolen once again out of his manger

1 I have to go through this every year–All I want is a Waltons Christmas

–Good night John boy!