WE ARE FAMILY

Little Kev and Craig have moved in for the summer. Many things have changed around here. The first thing I did was assign house chores. I do the laundry and cooking and under much protest I have to clean up after the dogs. My dog, Miss Nells, gets blamed for every butt mark, piss mark, vomit. So the men of the house and I will include master Tuck, seem to think that they do no wrong. Tucker has little wheezing accidents when he gets excited but my poor dog gets blamed for everything. I suggest tearing up all the wall to wall white carpet and replace it with hard wood floors. This will sloe the problem. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that white carpets and dogs don’t mix. I have assigned the cleaning of the carpets to BB.

I have to cook dinner now because I’m responsible for the health and welfare of two growing boys. Before the boys came to live with us, I didn’t worry to much about BB because he can take care of himself but now things are different and I feel a since of obligation to make sure the kids are well feed. I’m a good cook when I put my mind into it. I just get tired of making the same stuff over and over again. Recipe.com is a great site for “Whats for dinner” ideas. I let the kids take turns on what they want for dinner. Kevyn wants pizza every night. Tonight, Tucker wants to BBQ top sirloin which will be marinated in Allegra sauce.

Kevyn cleans the living room and downstairs bathroom and Craig vacuums the carpets. Both boys have to keep their rooms clean and free from disease.

I’m still trying to acclimate myself to this new living situation. I feel like there is a big ball and chain wrapped around my ankle with me dragging the two boys around and around. I miss my ALONE time with BB, For instance, last night we were channel surfing for reality tv shows and came across an interesting show on HBO called “real sex”. You can’t help but stop surfing when you see some dude getting his dick plastered and molded into a dildo. We all sat there laughing and then some porn star by the name of Nicki Taylor comes on and gets her pussy molded. At this point in the show, I realized that we were in the company of children Opps!!!! We really had forgotten that we were not alone. I made the kids leave the room. Of course they didn’t leave without protest.

I’m off from work today and Kev wanted to stay home with me. Lets see how I’m going to entertain a 10 year old

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.I give up lets go to WILDWAVES

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.BYE BYE $70.00