02/24/2011 = Day One of Ten

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now

Dad,
You may feel "damned if you do, damned if you don’t" concerning your relationship with Mom, but I always see you as awesome. Don’t have low self esteem if it means boosting hers, you’re way cooler than she is! At least, I’ll always think so. <3

Mom,
Your self image issues have reflected on to me. I will never feel "pretty enough" for anyone, regardless of hearing otherwise from multiple people. I try so hard to be beautiful, but it means nothing if I cannot feel it. But, like Dad, I always feel so insecure around you, like I can never meet your expectations. Please ease up once in a while, your family will be eternally grateful.

Jocelyn,
Congratulations on getting the job at DLI! Aside from that, I wish you’d let Andy do his own thing regarding jobs and his GED. I don’t think that pushing him to do either, or enabling him in his job hunt by filling out job applications for him online, will encourage him if you’re going to do that for him. I’m sure you’ll hate me for saying this, but I’m kind of glad you two aren’t getting married this year; I feel like you two need space and some breathing room before taking the plunge.

Graeme,
You are too wonderful of a person to me, how I ever came onto your radar, I will never know. I’m not going to probe or question it, but you are such a great friend. I can confide in you like I haven’t been able to do with anyone else before and it feels simply amazing. The level we connect on cannot be matched elsewhere! Please never ever change, my rockin’ partner in perv, I’ll love you always & forever =)

Matt,
Please stop being so paranoid and cherish my good words as often as they come and don’t ask for more =) Over the past few years, you have meant a lot to me and I wish I were able to show some of it!

Mel,
You are the greatest "sister" ever! I could could not ask for a better faux sibling! You rock so hardcore! You truly are wonderfully awesome, for sticking by me through thick and thin, thank you for trashing boys when I feel they’re being assholes, and trashing girls when I feel they’re being bitchy. =D (ps. happy 22nd birthday!)

Mike,
Please stop telling me about your porn addiction, self servicing sexcapades, and all your friends that you say you have on the internet that you make sex pacts with that are likely to never take place. It’s seriously something that I do not need to hear every single day. No really, STOP. kthxbye! (ps. I wish you would invest in a dictionary, a thesaurus, and/or spell check, as your misspellings greatly bother me)

Frankie,
We don’t talk nearly as much as when we were teenagers, but I still feel like I haven’t missed a thing during the times we do talk. I hope life is good, even with the speed bumps in the way. Seriously though, if Dragon breaks your heart again or fucks up, I will stab him repeatedly with a pointy fork. Starting with his eyes, then his groin, and then filling in the space in between.

JC,
Though we talk most every day, I self consciously feel like you’ll get bored of me or annoyed by me, which I hope never happens. You are simply so great and amazing! You mean so much to me, as you are a wonderful friend. I love you =D

Patrick,
For the love of any deities, please leave me the fuck alone. I don’t want to get to know you, nor have you get to know me. I think that getting AIDS is far more attractive than spending a second with you. You give me the creeps, you’re far too clingy, and I don’t really don’t feel a connection with you. Do I need to say more?