Question

When exactly was the collective decision made in America to cease using you’re and replace it with your?  Why has "you are" become "you r?"  Was the silent e downsized and outsourced?  Maybe the announcement was made while I was completing my online application for a fellowship to the George W. Bush School of Public Speaking.  I think it is high time those of us in the west reduced our carbon footprint by wearing only natural fiber clothing, but not cotton, due to its past connection to the slave trade.  I suggest we wear hemp garments.  hemp is all natural, durable, and when the clothes finally do wear out, we can smoke them.  After all, we won’t be getting high, just recycling!