Ummm, WHAT???
In what must be the ultimate exercise in navel-gazing, an Austrian scientist has solved the mystery of belly button fluff.
By Patrick Sawer
Last Updated: 8:30AM GMT 28 Feb 2009
After three years of research, Georg Steinhauser, a chemist, has discovered a type of body hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel.
Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button.
Chemical analysis revealed the pieces of fluff were not made up of only cotton from clothing. Wrapped up in the lint were also flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat and dust.
Dr Steinhauser’s observations showed that ‘small pieces of fluff first form in the hair and then end up in the navel at the end of the day’.
Writing in the journal Medical Hypotheses, he said the scaly structure of the hair enhances the ‘abrasion of minuscule fibres from the shirt’ and directs the lint towards the belly button.
"The hair’s scales act like a kind of barbed hooks," he said. "Abdominal hair often seems to grow in concentric circles around the navel."
The researcher, from Vienna University of Technology also asked friends, family and workmates about their own belly button fluff.
Dr Steinhauser established that shaving one’s belly will result in a fluff-free navel – but only until the hairs grow back.
Other suggestions for keeping the navel fluff-free include wearing old clothes, as they tend to shed less lint than newer garments, which can lose up to one thousandth of their weight to the belly button over the course of a year.
A body piercing can also be used, with belly button rings particularly effective at sweeping away fibres before they lodge.
Dr Steinhauser, whose other projects have included monitoring the erosion of his wedding ring, said: "The question of the nature of navel fluff seems to concern more people than one would think at first glance.
"We hope we have been able to provide information for doctors when they are next confronted with the simple question of ‘why some belly buttons collect so much lint and others do not’."
An earlier, Australian study of samples from 5,000 people concluded the typical carrier of navel fluff to be ‘a slightly overweight middle-aged male with a hairy abdomen’.
Researcher Karl Kruszelnicki said: "The reason it is usually blue is that we mostly wear blue or grey trousers, often jeans, and when these rub against the body, the fibres often end up finding their way to the navel."
Not all belly button fluff is blue however. In the curious case of Australian hospital worker Graham Barker much of his fluff is red, even though he rarely wears the colour.
Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world’s largest collection of navel lint.
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I would hope that the education that Dr Steinhauser had to have to receive his doctorate could have been put to better use than to find out why our belly buttons collect lint! If only that was the worst problem we ever had in life!
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I don’t believe that his research is unique. Several of the professors I worked with seemed to be studying their belly button lint.
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*shakes head* I am speechless. I guess I can safely say my tummy is hair free because I have never gotten belly button lint. I also had it pierced for awhile, so maybe that helped… heh. Or maybe my clothes just don’t give off a bunch of lint? Waste. Of. Time.
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And how much did the government pay for this study? OMG
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Cats Rule took the words right out of my mouth. It sounds very much like a study that was done under some kind of a government grant.
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I agree with the above two noters. It sounds like Congress at its best. 🙂 – – – –
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Sounds like SOMEBODY had waaaaaayyyyyyy too much time on his hands!
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finally. a use for belly rings!
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So it’s true…there are lots of navel gazers out there and even research funding to study the phenomenon.
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Wonder what this study cost? With heart disease and cancer being the #1 and #2 health issues, did this accomplish anything of value?
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O.K., this man can come to my place and clean it. It would be more productive for the world than what he is doing.
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Money well spent. It’s been keeping me awake nights for years.
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I keep being amazed about what kind of money is being spent on…stuff like this.
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Your research dollars at work…
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So contemplating his navel paid off!
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Good grief! :oO !! What’s wrong with this person?! :oO !! hugs, Nicky
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LMAO! Ok, NOW I’ve heard everything! Love ya! ~M
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I didn’t really want to know that, just like the mites in the pillow!
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i’m afraid i don’t have any words for things like this. would like to know how much it cost. or did he do it on his own? take care,
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THATS a proud accomplishment…….
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Ah, such is the quest for knowledge… 🙂
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H. Alan Smith wrote about collecting “belly button lint” in one of his books from the 1940’s. It was either Low Man on the Totem Pole, or Life in a Putty Knife factory. Very good reading, but naturally dated 60+ years after the fact! The sun is now melting the morning snow…it is still in the 30’s and very windy. This has been a long winter…
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Thanks for sharing. I’m waiting for the wedding ring erosion study.
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No lint in our New Mexican belly buttons! LOL
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Gross!!!
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ROFL!!! To think that somebody actually studied his belly button lint. What a hoot!!! I can not imagine waking up one day and saying, “I think I will study my belly button lint to see exactly what it is composed of”. Some people are way too intelligent that they lack common sense. lol
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I’m glad SOMEBODY cleared that up. I would have been thinking about it and wondering for the rest of my life!
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oooh, I bet those pots look great on his bookshelf….
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