In my country we have a saying… 1. It is important to have a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to have a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to have a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie. 4. It is important to have a man who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these men never meet.
Every thing you want in a gent twice the size you were looking for, a bit like a top of the range Swiss Army Penknife; large! I was going to say just like me, being large but without some of the gadgets, IÂ’m certainly without that gadget for getting boy Scouts out of horses hoveÂ’s; but of course IÂ’m spoken for.
Clever and fun, you are. John and Steve must be dying for you. Deve also cracked me up.
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Maybe you should dump them both, since neither seems to really fit your needs, and then maybe there will be room for William or Troy to come along. Guess I’ve always been a one-man woman.
I am sure there is a woman out there with whom I could meld to form the perfect woman, too. But until I find her, and the technology for doing this is available, I must remain imperfect. Luckily Hubby is satisfied with my imperfections, and I am with his. : )
They say we need different men in our lives to cover our different needs. I can see why that would be said. Neat poetry by the way. xxx
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Nice pome – and I guess you will just have to keep wasting time!
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Ahhh I understand this very well. I’m all for tandem dating :p xx
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Truetrue
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Maybe twins?
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In my country we have a saying… 1. It is important to have a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to have a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to have a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie. 4. It is important to have a man who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these men never meet.
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{smile}
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Every thing you want in a gent twice the size you were looking for, a bit like a top of the range Swiss Army Penknife; large! I was going to say just like me, being large but without some of the gadgets, IÂ’m certainly without that gadget for getting boy Scouts out of horses hoveÂ’s; but of course IÂ’m spoken for.
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wow ain’t that the truth!
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Clever and fun, you are. John and Steve must be dying for you. Deve also cracked me up.
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Maybe you should dump them both, since neither seems to really fit your needs, and then maybe there will be room for William or Troy to come along. Guess I’ve always been a one-man woman.
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if only, indeed!
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Great poem, you little Keats.
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I don’t think you’ll ever get the perfect man!
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🙂 so true and so much fun.
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Sorry, but I laughed. So true! Well written, too.
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I love this poem! It made me smile. 😉
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I am sure there is a woman out there with whom I could meld to form the perfect woman, too. But until I find her, and the technology for doing this is available, I must remain imperfect. Luckily Hubby is satisfied with my imperfections, and I am with his. : )
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Hahahahahhaha!!
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I’d do Nikki’s in a heart beat! =)
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lol
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ryn: The names are the authors. In a couple of cases there are more than one author but I only listed the first author.
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you are so kind to me, my dear. Thank you! =) It is a compliment like that that keeps me writing.
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LOL! Oh I love this wee ditty!! Hey, I agree with Deve on the ‘must haves’. Very best, A
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Go for a combination of Deve and jamez.
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