10 things…

… that you probably didn’t know about me.

1. I have a cousin who plays major league baseball.  He’s a pitcher for the Phillies. Next time they play the Marlins I will have to get tickets.
2. I am starting to be known as the guy the organizes every event.  At Jim’s funeral yesterday I had several people walk up to me and thank me for putting on such a beautiful service.  I had nothing to do with it.
3. Tonight we are celebrating Jim’s life with a big dinner for all of the employees.  Yes, I did organize it.
4. My hair is so thick that when it grows out it’s a big white boy afro.  It’s so thick that the hair won’t lay down, and this is why I always have super short hair.
5. I was once asked to father a child.  It scared the shit out of me.  I don’t want another one of me walking around.  My genes are just to fucked up.
6. I can’t cry.  Like I really can’t.  I don’t know what it is, but the last time I cried was over a year ago when my mom told me she was divorcing my dad.  I’m a little bit dead inside.
7. I love to drive fast.  As fast as I can. 
8. I should of been a automotive journalist.  That to me would be the fucking coolest profession in the world.
9. I’m getting burned out.
10. I miss Mike.  He’s on a business trip.