Baby it’s cold outside…

Just had to share a feel good holiday email. LOL I’ll be back with a “real” entry later…

From: Courtney
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 11:12 AM
To: James
Cc: Darlene; April; Chandra; Diana
Subject: Seasonal Changes

Dear Pimp-

Your stable of hoes need a winter wardrobe before we hit the corner.

Shopping list:

Thigh high hoochie mama boots with fur trim

Rabbit fur coat and matching hot pants

Jack Daniels mini bottles

Please provide these items in a timely manneror well be forced to call the Hookah Union (HU) to report you.

Thank you,

Stroll Patrol

Pimp’s response to me…

From: James
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 11:21 AM
To: Courtney
Cc: Darlene; April; Chandra; Diana
Subject: RE: Seasonal Changes

Dear Ho,

You bitches make me sick. Always complaining about not having a warm coat, a proper bed to sleep in asking for clean needles What do I look like to you, the mutha $#@!&! Salvation Army, mutha $#@!*&!???

Get out there and HO, you bitches!

Call the Union and I will put my foot in yo ass.

See if I dont.

-P(imp).